God Smacks You!
God's judgments are everywhere. Just because you attribute the things that happen in your lives to your mother nature doesn't mean God doesn't do them. God is in charge of everything, including your tornadoes, tsunamis, floods, famines, hurricanes, earthquakes, forest fires, mall shootings, IEDs, etc., etc. God will repay each of your to your face with your own personal GodSmack.Past Entries
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Daily Archives: May 10, 2011
He’ll be back…NOT!
THANK GOD! ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER AND MARIA SHRIVER ANNOUNCE THEIR SEPARATION! They say “we are continuing to parent our four children together”. You haven’t been parenting your children according to God’s standard – supporting same-sex marriage, and now divorce – you … Continue reading
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Navy Love Boats
Oh Thank the Father of Lights for showing the DOOMED american navy for what it is: Love Boats for Fags! Rear Admiral (WBC didn’t give him that title) Mark Tidd announced navy chaplains will be permitted to wed fags. Confusion … Continue reading
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Machete Mother’s Day!
THANK GOD! 46-YEAR-OLD ATTACKS HIS 68-YEAR-OLD MOTHER WITH 18-INCH MACHETE IN NORTH DAKOTA! He fractured her skull and several of her fingers were nearly cut off as she fought back on April 23rd. She succumbed to her wounds on Mother’s … Continue reading
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Five Frightened Firefighters
THANK GOD FIVE FIREFIGHTERS WERE INJURED WHEN TWO FIRE TRUCKS COLLIDED HEAD-ON IN PLATTE COUNTY, MO! Both trucks were responding to the same emergency when they collided, causing severe damage to both trucks, and serious injury to firefighters. GodSmack! Missouri … Continue reading
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