Daily Archives: May 6, 2011

THANK GOD FOR THE LEOPARD WHO MAULED THE 7-YEAR-OLD AT THE WICHITA, KANSAS ZOO! The disobedient child climbed the railing and approached the leopard who grabbed him around the head with both paws and tried to bite him. GodSmack! He’s … Continue reading →

THANK GOD FOR IED’S! Headline: Defense Department Not Nimble Enough to Defeat Bomb Makers “We need to get ahead of the curve and look at the potential ways enemies will use bombs in the future. We are meeting today’s needs … Continue reading →

THANK GOD BRAZIL SUPREME COURT GAVE SAME-SEX CIVIL UNIONS SAME RIGHTS AS MARRIAGE! “Homosexuality is not a crime, so why can’t homosexuals have families? What has been preventing this is two things the Constitution finds abominable – intolerance and prejudice.” … Continue reading →

PRAISE GOD! ADULTERER BILL CLINTON PUSHES FOR SAME-SEX MARRIAGE! He called upon NY lawmakers to pass a bill allowing same-sex marriage: “for more than a century, our Statue of Liberty has welcomed all kinds of people from all over the … Continue reading →