Thank you God of EVERYTHING for sending the bacteria or WORM to Hugh Heffner’s hot tub!
Headline: Bacteria That Grows In Hot Tubs Linked To Playboy Mansion!
GodSmack!
WBC has told Hugh (don’t lie Hugh, you know we’ve told you) to OBEY or PERISH! He has not heeded, but has only gone from really bad to really worse in his hard-hearted rebellion.
Now his filth and folly is spread before the whole world, and so it should be. God is not mocked, Hugh, and He will not be ignored. It is only fitting that your huge mansion is destroyed by a little worm.
For the moth shall eat them up like a garment, and the worm shall eat them like wool: but my righteousness shall be for ever, and my salvation from generation to generation. Isaiah 51:8
Clean it up, put away your filthy manner of life. Eternity is long!