Daily Archives: February 19, 2011

THANK GOD THE NATIONAL CHRISTMAS TREE IN WASHINGTON SNAPPED AND TOPPLED TO THE GROUND LIKE ALL IDOLS! The wind broke this idol today. By 5:30 pm, it was reduced to mulch! GodSmack! This nation’s mad upon it’s idols, and will … Continue reading →

THANK GOD! WEST VIRGINIA MOTHER SMOTHERED HER BABY TO DEATH WHILE DRUNK AND HIGH! Her boyfriend testified she had been drinking and using drugs the night before the 3-month-old’s mysterious death. “She got wasted, she got drunk, she got high, … Continue reading →

PRAISE GOD FOR ANOTHER DEAD COP – THIS TIME IN NEW YORK! 18-year veteran of Poughkeepsie Police Department suffered a single gunshot wound to the head. “Today is the worst day our city has seen in perhaps our history.” GodSmack! … Continue reading →

THANK GOD FOR BUDGET SHORTFALLS IN 40 STATES, TOTALING $140 BILLION! Demonstrators in Wisconsin spilled into the Capitol building Friday chanting, “this is our house,” “forward not backward,” voicing their opposition to a bill proposing to slash $131 million from … Continue reading →