Daily Archives: March 17, 2010

THANK GOD FOR THE BRIDGE-JUMPING BRUTES AT CORNELL – TWO IN ONE WEEK! AP Headlines: Rash of Suicides at Cornell GodSmack rebels! Our God controls the hearts of the rebellious college brutes of this generation, raised on a steady diet … Continue reading →

THANK GOD FOR IEDS!  210% INCREASE IN IED INCIDENTS IN AFGHANISTAN IN 2009! GodSmack!  Doomed american military!  The Afghans are using fertilizer and diesel fuel to avoid your overpriced metal detectors!! “Soaring IED attacks in Afghanistan stymie U.S. counteroffensive.”  GOD … Continue reading →

THANK GOD FOR EXECUTING JUDGMENT UPON EL PASO and OMAHA WITH ONE BULLET! Headlines: El Paso County Sheriff’s Officer and pregnant wife gunned down in Juarez as they left party. Mexico slayings touch Omaha GodSmack haters! Our God doeth all … Continue reading →

THANK GOD THAT 65% OF COLLEGE FRESHMAN SUPPORT SAME-SEX MARRIAGE, CONFIRMING THAT THEY HAVE BEEN RAISED FOR THE DEVIL AND ARE GOOD FOR NOTHING!  (JE 13:1-10.) GodSmack!  Doomed american parents, teachers and lying preachers! You have utterly failed in your … Continue reading →