THANK GOD FOR THE BRIDGE-JUMPING BRUTES AT CORNELL – TWO IN ONE WEEK!
AP Headlines:
Rash of Suicides at Cornell
GodSmack rebels!
Our God controls the hearts of the rebellious college brutes of this generation, raised on a steady diet of the "it’s okay to be gay" and "God loves everybody" lies.
Reality begins to seep into their drunken heads when they see God smiting the nation – not enough drugs and beer to stifle their screaming consciences – so they jump off the stinkin’ bridge! McGodSmack!!!
They "shew the work of the law written in their hearts, their conscience also bearing witness, and their thoughts the mean while accusing or else excusing one another." Romans 2:15
Posting rebels on bridges to stop cursed fools from jumping is not a blessing; it’s a curse! God Hates america! america is Doomed!
Thank God for dropping rebels!
Here’s the story: http://www.wbng.com/news/local/88263747.html