Dear Madam/Sir,
I would like to ask you if I am allowed to contact you on faith questions. I would like to learn and obey, but in order to obey I have to learn. Never have I had any religious education, so my questions may seem unlearned or maybe even downright stupid. Earlier I contacted the WBC and a member with questions on faith. But I do not want to burden, annoy, bore, distract, disturb, upset, tire and/or hinder her too much. If you decide I should not contact you, please be honest and tell me too, so I know what to expect. I am looking forward to hearing from you.
Yours faithfully,
Lisa
Dear friend,
Come to church. Amazing learning. No substitute for it. It is the place in this earth where God has set His word, and arranged for all of mankind to learn of Him.
Thank you for writing.
Your friends at Westboro Baptist Church