Don’t Get My Dress Wet!
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Last week the media of the world (particularly that of the United Kingdom) turned their collective attention to the fraudulent baptism of 3 month old Prince George. It was a ceremony filled with superstitious idolatry, masquerading as serving God. The Royal Family of whores, whoremongers, and sodomite enablers gathered at Saint James Palace in the Chapel Royal, for a christening officiated by The Archbishop of Canterbury, the most Reverend James Welby. Baby George (apparently outfitted by Boy George) was presented in a lovely flowing gown, at which time False Prophet Jimbo performed the sign of the cross on his forehead, muttered some mumbo jumbo, and then splashed a little water on his head (taken from a 200 year old silver bowl filled with water directly from the Jordan River, don’t you know). To commemorate the event, you can purchase an official coin from the Royal Mint – anywhere from $21 to $80,000 plus shipping and handling, depending upon your budget. False Prophet Welby said that prince George has now joined the family of the church, which numbers nearly 2 Billion people around the world. I don’t even know where to begin with this mess! What a farce!
Matthew 15:7 Ye hypocrites, well did Esaias prophesy of you, saying,
8 This people draweth nigh unto me with their mouth, and honoureth me with their lips; but their heart is far from me.
9 But in vain they do worship me, teaching for doctrines the commandments of men.
This obscene 3 ring circus doesn’t remotely resemble the plain, simple example that Jesus Christ left us concerning Baptism. Let’s take a look at what the Bible says in Matthew 3 on this topic:
Matthew 3: 1 ¶ In those days came John the Baptist, preaching in the wilderness of Judaea,
2 And saying, Repent ye: for the kingdom of heaven is at hand. Repent Ye! He doesn’t say “sin all you want, Jesus is your super bell boy to carry your baggage to heaven” – he says Repent!
5 Then went out to him Jerusalem, and all Judaea, and all the region round about Jordan,
6 And were baptized of him in Jordan, confessing their sins. Baptized “IN” the Jordan – the word is bap-tid-zo, and it means “to Immerse”. No splashy pool party – immerse. Notice it says that they were baptized “confessing their sins”. This confession of your sinful nature, and profession of the divine attributes of God, His covenant of Grace including the effectual sacrifice of His son Jesus Christ MUST be present in order for a person to be baptized. Did baby George make such a profession? What folly! You take on yourselves the prerogative of God, thinking that salvation lies in your filthy deeds and ceremonies.
7 ¶ But when he saw many of the Pharisees and Sadducees come to his baptism, he said unto them, O generation of vipers, who hath warned you to flee from the wrath to come?
Who indeed has warned you, Prince George? Your simpleton, celebrity father and mother? Your perverse, hell-raising uncle Harry? Perhaps your adulterous grandfather Charles? Your whorish grandmother Diana? Surely your Great Grandmother – the Queen – Her Royal Highness – has warned you to flee from the wrath to come. Doh! Not so much, huh? She has used her considerable influence and power to lead your nation down the path to sodomite destruction – setting up a throne of iniquity as your heritage. Surely your royal predecessors have left you an example of godliness to look to – maybe King Henry VIII? Nope – a murdering adulterer who created his own religion, to cover for his sin. This is getting depressing George … can I call you George? John the Baptist was on to something when he said “O generation of vipers!” Indeed! Your forebears are hissing, poisonous, murderous, satanic serpents, slithering around your crib – they would sooner eat you for dinner, than tell you the truth about God and his plain commands. Ah, but God is merciful, and he has indeed sent his messengers to warn you – There were men of God, mighty in the scriptures, like John Bunyan, who roamed the countryside of England many years ago, and preached to your forefathers. They rejected those good men, and imprisoned, and killed them for their testimony – many of them, over this very topic of infant baptism. In your day, in incredible mercy, God has planted the Westboro Baptist Church in the earth to preach to you. Your worthless Great Grandmother has banned this little church from stepping foot in your kingdom, but no matter, the preaching of this church, by the effectual working of God has saturated the world. And so we say to you George, and all of your countrymen, as John Baptist said:
8 Bring forth therefore fruits meet for repentance:
The key here is REPENTANCE, not idolatrous, unscriptural, ineffectual ceremony!
9 And think not to say within yourselves, We have Abraham to our father: for I say unto you, that God is able of these stones to raise up children unto Abraham. God isn’t impressed with your royal bloodline, George. He is impressed with obedience.
10 And now also the axe is laid unto the root of the trees: therefore every tree which bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire.
11 I indeed baptize you with water unto repentance: but he that cometh after me is mightier than I, whose shoes I am not worthy to bear: he shall baptize you with the Holy Ghost, and with fire: That refiners fire will purify the saints of God, and utterly consume the reprobate.
12 Whose fan is in his hand, and he will throughly purge his floor, and gather his wheat into the garner; but he will burn up the chaff with unquenchable fire.
This is serious business, George – I have a son that’s about your age, and my hope for him is the same that I have for you, and for all of my fellow sinful man – that the Lord will be merciful to you, as he has been to me, and give you the free gift of repentance – If you should come to years, and the Lord will give you that mercy, it will not be through those vipers that surround you, and fill you with Satanic lies, but rather, it will be through faithful words like these. Praise God for the foolishness of preaching, by which those that believe are saved.
Amen.