How Three Simple Words (God Hates Fags) Is A Profound Theological Expression That Encapsulates All 5 Points Of Calvinism

Hello Westboro Baptist church,
 
I have a sincere theological question for you. What is the gospel? From what I can gather from your picket signs, you seem to be saying things such as “obey” and “repent or perish”. I wondered why you rarely, if ever, have signs about God’s grace (5 points of Calvinism)?

– Sam the Orange
 
Hi Sam the Orange –

Thank you for writing, and be sure to also visit www.godhatesfags.com; www.godhatesamerica.com; www.godhatestheworld.com; www.jewskilledjesus.com;www.priestsrapeboys.com; www.godhatesthemedia.com and www.godhatesislam.com as well.

It seems you have no understanding of the Doctrines of Grace, based upon your “sincere theological question” as set out above.

So check out this video wherein our faithful pastor explains how the three simple words God Hates Fags is a profound theological expression and encapsulates all 5 points of Calvinism (T-Total Depravity; U-Unconditional Election; L-Limited design in the atonement; I-Irresistible Grace; P-Perseverance of the Saints): http://twitvid.com/RL4JM

Additionally, be a dear and look at these various and sundry wonderful picket signs whichmembers of this church carry on a regular and sometimes not-so-regular, buteffectively situated (relative to time/place/manner necessities) basis(es): http://bit.ly/m8Vh43

Hope that will be exceedingly helpful in answering your question, and it should keep you occupied for a spell.

In closing, understand something very clearly, to wit: you have the same duty as each member of this little church to get YOURSELF on the mean streets of this nation/world and do YOUR DUTY to your fellow man.  That is to say, if you have a strong feeling or inclination that we are not covering a topic which is vital for your fellow man to know in order for THEM to serve God acceptably with reverence and godly fear, GET A SIGN.

Matthew 22:34-40 But when the Pharisees had heard that he had put the Sadducees to silence, they were gathered together. Then one of them, which was a lawyer, asked him a question, tempting him, and saying, Master, which is the great commandment in the law??Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind. This is the first and great commandment. And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. On these two commandments hang all the law and the prophets.

Here’s your sign: source text: Leviticus 19:17-18 Thou shalt not hate thy brother in thine heart: thou shalt in any wise rebuke thy neighbour, and not suffer sin uponhim. Thou shalt not avenge, nor bear any grudge against the children of thypeople, but thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself: I am the LORD.

A Thankful Member of Westboro Baptist Church, Topeka, Kansas

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