Japan Is Doomed!

Hello humans! My name is Izaya Orihara and i come from a city in Japan called Ikebukero and I’ve been hearing lots about your organization and I’d just like to state that everything you guys do is wrong. Sorry if i come off strong, i’m an information broker and i usually tell people straight up.

Please don’t ignore this message because i would just like to know why do you guys do this? If i join you will I go to heaven or still suffer in hell?

You guys interest me, i can’t quite figure out your mind set.

-Hope to hear from you soon, send me an E-mail at anytime.

-Orihara Izaya

 

Dear friend from Japan –

How do you hear about us?  Does it not occur to you that it is not by our hand that you hear about us, but by the power of the Almighty God, that has used this little flock of slaughter, and given us the blessed privilege to preach to this last of all generations?  Do you think that we are just so clever that we were able to make a nation that has been GodSmacked within an inch of your very lives for decades, to sit up and listen to our words, to hear our words? 

Your fathers, long ago, gave themselves wholly and fully and completely to idols and false gods.  They worship the dead.  They pray to the dead.  They have turned from the Living and True God to idols and things made from their imaginations and dark hearts.  For their rebellion, God sent Doomed USA, in brutal, merciless force, to completely destroy two of your cities and to impact your people as they are at this very day.  You did not hear the rod and who appointed it.  So, before our eyes, God sent the whirlwind and discomfited you again!  THEN, in mercy, he sent the words of his servants, the prophets from Westboro Baptist Church, to offer you the Bread of Life, to tell you with NO apology that you had better get a Bible, crack and read it and learn to fear and obey this fearful and glorious name, The Lord Thy God!  Make him your strength, and stop all your rebellion against him. God hate fags!  God hates fag enablers!  God hates your filthy, nasty, violent culture.  God has more in store for your tiny nation, an island, if you don’t heed the warning from God, at the mouth of his servant, Fred Phelps, and the Westboro Baptist Church.

Here is a little blueprint from the Word of God – it shows you how God rolls, nothing new, nothing different for this arrogant generation, just this pattern (everywhere it says a name or a nation, fill in Japan and their enemies to bring it home for you):

2 Chronicles 36:11 ¶  Zedekiah was one and twenty years old when he began to reign, and reigned eleven years in Jerusalem. 12  And he did that which was evil in the sight of the LORD his God, and humbled not himself before Jeremiah the prophet speaking from the mouth of the LORD. 13  And he also rebelled against king Nebuchadnezzar, who had made him swear by God: but he stiffened his neck, and hardened his heart from turning unto the LORD God of Israel. 14  Moreover all the chief of the priests, and the people, transgressed very much after all the abominations of the heathen; and polluted the house of the LORD which he had hallowed in Jerusalem. 15  And the LORD God of their fathers sent to them by his messengers, rising up betimes, and sending; because he had compassion on his people, and on his dwelling place: 16  But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy.

That is your only hope.  It has nothing to do with joining Westboro Baptist Church.  It has everything to do with joining Westboro Baptist Church!

 Thanks for writing.

 Your friends at Westboro Baptist Church.

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