Subject: Ozzy
I’m pleased to hear that you folks are for once protesting something legitimate. As, I told you in a past email. I agree with your message, just not the fact that you deliver them at funerals. Ozzy Osbourne blatantly worships satan and promotes the use of drugs. Perhaps you’ll reach some of his immoral fans, but I would’nt count on it. Do you folks plan on protesting the Lady Gaga concert that will be held in March in Omaha?
Kris
Dear Kris –
We are, of course, tickled that you approve of our work. Whew!
Ozzy Osbourne, like you, is one of Satan’s Boyz! We know in these last hours of the last days of all that we will be continually dealing with unbelieving rebels that always have some angst about our words or method or blah, blah, fill in the blank:_____________. Satan hates the words, and he is the well-spring of our opposition. In that day when he is cast into the bottomless pit and he cannot deceive faithless humans, obeying will be much less cumbersome, but today, we know that we will not reform the devil, and we will not reform his children.
You hate each other and you readily see the wrong of the other guy and you never see that your rebellion against the plain words of Christ and God are as offensive to Christ and God as their rebellion. In fact, if you are not a ravening pervert and can read the words and still reject Christ and God, you are likely in more trouble than the Ozzy perverts.
Yes, we intend to picket the Lady Gaga Concert in Omaha.
Anathema, Maranatha