There Shall Come In The Last Day Scoffers

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Hello there, I saw a video of your church group here in my home state of West Virginia. (I hope you enjoyed your stay by the way) In this video I noticed one of your children holding a sign that said God Hates WVU, and directly underneath this statement it said Romans 1:21-32. I am familiar with this scripture, and nowhere in this passage does it say anything about WVU football, shoot it didn’t say anything about the NCAA at all. So I just wanted to tell you I don’t appreciate you giving people the run-around. I would to talk further about this with you, please feel free to email me back.

Merry Christmas to you and yours
-Jordan

Dear unoriginal mocker-rebel:

Although being eyewitness to the generation of mockers every day, it is good to get up close and personal reminders of the glorious promises of the Lord being fulfilled before our very eyes. Such as this promise:

2 Peter 3:3 Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts,
4 And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation.
5 For this they willingly are ignorant of, that by the word of God the heavens were of old, and the earth standing out of the water and in the water:
6 Whereby the world that then was, being overflowed with water, perished:
7 But the heavens and the earth, which are now, by the same word are kept in store, reserved unto fire against the day of judgment and perdition of ungodly men.
8 But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day.
9 The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.
10 But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

Here is a properly modified KJV Romans 1:21-32 for the retarded rebel:

21 Because that, when [WVU/NCAA] knew God, [WVU/NCAA] glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in [WVU’s/NCAA’s] imaginations, and [WVU’s/NCAA’s] foolish heart was darkened.
22 Professing [WVU/NCAA] to be wise, [WVU/NCAA] became fools,
23 And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.
24 Wherefore God also gave [WVU/NCAA] up to uncleanness through the lusts of [WVU’s/NCAA’s] own hearts, to dishonor [WVU’s/NCAA’s] own bodies between themselves:
25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
26 For this cause God gave [WVU/NCAA] up unto vile affections: for even [WVU’s/NCAA’s] women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in [WVU’s/NCAA’s] lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of [WVU’s/NCAA’s] error which was meet.
28 And even as [WVU/NCAA] did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave [WVU/NCAA] over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
29 Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,
30 Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,
31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:
32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that [WVU/NCAA] which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in [WVU/NCAA] that do them.

You will be real happy when they come out with the picture-only version of the Bible, won’t you, genius-rebel?

WBC

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