Subject: Interview…?
My name is Ricky & I am a stand-up comic here in Philadelphia. I would love to sit down & chat about your views/beliefs. I think it would make for a great interview with my witty comments plus the fact that I don’t believe in God, I’m not Atheist, I’m just realistic…
Let me know!
Also, We were all born in the likeness & image of God, so that would
mean God is a little homosexual since fags are born gay…
Love,
Ricky
Dear Ricky –
NO – silly brute – you didn’t finish the book! After Adam fell, man was made in the image of fallen Adam. Check out the words rebel:
“And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.” Genesis 1:26
“So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.” Genesis 1:27
Then, the curse came in Chapter 3:
“And the LORD God said unto the woman, What is this that thou hast done? And the woman said, The serpent beguiled me, and I did eat. And the LORD God said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life: And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel. Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee. And unto Adam he said, Because thou hast hearkened unto the voice of thy wife, and hast eaten of the tree, of which I commanded thee, saying, Thou shalt not eat of it: cursed is the ground for thy sake; in sorrow shalt thou eat of it all the days of thy life; Thorns also and thistles shall it bring forth to thee; and thou shalt eat the herb of the field; In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return.”
Genesis 3:13-19
Now, as we are told in Romans, we came under sin – and THAT is the image that the rest were born under, check it out:
“And Adam lived an hundred and thirty years, and begat a son in his own likeness, after his image; and called his name Seth:”
Genesis 5:3
So, the fag part entered in, via the hiss of the serpent! I hear that hiss out of you Ricky! It sounds like this: GOD IS A LIAR! IT IS IN FACT, OK to be gay!
Blah, blah, BARF!
Have a nice day.
P.S. Are you saying that you want one of us to call into your program?
Here is a little taste of our Philadelphia goodness:
Face-off with Specter on Fox News
Also, we sang many songs are our pickets; here is one of my favorites (a tribute, really, to our coming pickets of Charlie Daniels):
Listen here: http://twaud.io/qRBQ – "The Devil’s Fiddler"
The Devil’s Fiddler
The devil went down to Leland
And he fathered Charlie D
He fed him John 3:16 lies
And rank idolatry
Charlie was given a lot of talent
But he never thanked the Lord
He coveted fame
But he had no shame
So he rose and played the whore
Now Charlie didn’t know it
I guess the devil forgot to tell
That God hates sin AND sinners
And he sends them all to hell
Except for a tiny remnant,
And God gave them His grace
His word of truth
And a heart like Ruth
And He helps them run the race.
Now Charlie’s proud and evil
He blasphemed the Holy Ghost
He opened his mouth
And it went south
His old, fat ass is toast!
Charlie polish up your lies, America is doomed!
So wave your flags and rifles ’round, the Lord is coming soon!
You’ve got no wisdom at this hour, you lying redneck whore Look out now, the Judge is at the door!
Now Charlie’s father Satan
He had big plans for his son
The devil’s fiddler he became
His end had just begun
In Charlie’s itching ears
The devil then began to hiss
The original lie of Genesis 3
And it sounded something like this
Now Charlie loved the lie he heard
And he couldn’t wait to tell
He preached that God loves everyone
And he punched his ticket to hell.
The Rocks and the Mountains, run boys, run They can’t hide you from God’s Son The sows are wallerin in the mire Charlie gonna swim in the lake of fire
When Charlie lifted up his voice
Against the saints of God
He was doing daddy’s dirty work
That evil, lying fraud
God’ll laugh at your calamity, Charlie
Against light you rebel
We done told you once
You son of a bitch
You’re going straight to hell
The Rocks and the Mountains, run boys, run They can’t hide you from God’s Son The sows are wallerin in the mire Charlie gonna swim in the lake of fire
Don’t ask, just enjoy!