Dear Oklahoma Media –
We will shortly be visiting OK some more, as we see the need. You have a beautiful musical and so we fixed the lyrics to speak to this hour. Also, we have a couple of more good songs to show the urgency of your situation.
You can listen at these links – lovely!
http://twaud.io/q290 – “The Avenger is Heading Your Way”
http://twaud.io/q1DN – “You Won’t Survive”
http://twaud.io/q363 – “God Saved His Best Wrath for Last”
http://twaud.io/q2Cf – “God Will Rock You”
-WBC
Dear WBC –
Thanks for the music, but these lyrics are just too much for me. These lyrics make me feel like God looks down on me like I’m a piece of scum. God loves all of us no matter what, even if we don’t believe in him. I can’t play this on my radio station.
-Brandon
Dear Brandon –
You don’t get to make up God from your dark heart. You have to read the words in the Book AND believe them. God says if you obey THEN he won’t abhor you. Yikes! Many words to clear all that up, but you don’t know them if you don’t read them. All!
The guy you pay to lie to you is of NO value to you. He is NOT a preacher; he is a Madam of your Whorehouse.
Thanks for writing. We have many other parodies you should listen to.
-WBC
Dear WBC –
I am dj and consultant for an Oklahoma radio station. I can’t play your songs on my radio station, and I suggest you take a different approach with trying to convince people to play your songs on their radio stations.
-Brandon
Brandon –
That is why you got the nice new songs. We have many parodies. We are talking to OK. You are part of OK. You are in a business that publishes news. The news for OK is that God is pouring out his wrath upon your state because you will not obey him and because your state thinks they can shut up his word from out of your borders by three devices:
1. Your legislature passing many unconstitutional measures to raise the stakes and make the preaching of the gospel a crime.
2. By having your oath-breaking lawmen running their mouths encouraging lawlessness from your citizens.
3. By watching your people commit crimes against us with impunity.
We don’t care what you think about your responsibility to serve the Living God. If you understood your duty, you would be playing ONLY those parodies from WBC. How funny are you?
Your duty is to fear and obey God. Writing us about how you think that plainly saying “fear and OBEY God; that is what He REQUIRES OF YOU” makes God look?! Or how it makes you feel?! …YIKES! God doesn’t care about that, He hates your feeeeeeelings! Read Romans 9! You still have to obey.
You’re threatening to not play our songs. Yikes! How funny are you? We aren’t holding our breath waiting for that, silly boy. Your duty remains the same. We tell you what your duty is per the Bible.
Once we tell you, we have done our job. Now, you have to do your job. If you fail, you have to stand before God in the judgment and explain your failure.
The wrath of God is abiding on OK, many dead children, many dead soldiers.
There is a LOT of failure in OK. You are a stiff-necked and rebellious people, and your children are paying for that with their lives. More dead children are on the way.
We have tossed you ANOTHER lifeline, and you silly brutes are not getting the message.
-WBC