Good Morning Mister Mayor Of McAlester Oklahoma! We Wrote Some Beautiful Parodies For You & The People You Cause To Greatly Err of McAlester & The Doomed People Of OOOOh-Klahoma! We Are Heading Your Way Soon To Sing These In Person!

Singing Our Hearts Out

Good morning Mayor –

We watched some video of you at the last picket.  We also read your words as reported in the paper.  Please link your conduct to the lawless conduct of your people.  It was a shameful display, but it plays out in this nation every day.  Foolish leaders causing the people to greatly err.

The duty of all mankind is to fear and obey God.  Did you foolishly think that after 20 years of daily pickets on the mean streets of Doomed america that we would be:

1.          Surprised at the brutish behavior of you and your people?

2.          Shocked into silence by the sight of all your hatred turned on 2 women and 4 children? 

3.          Bullied into running from the streets in horror at the face of this nation that has been brought to her knees by the God that she flips off every day?

4.          Deterred from doing our DUTY to God and this nation by criminal conduct spurned on by the Mayor?

 

We use every resource we have, Mr. Mayor, to try and get you to see the trouble you are in.  In that vein, and in seeing the dire condition of your city, and in the wake of your crimes against us, we have produced some songs to sing, parodies, as we found the Oklahoma musical numbers to be perfect and readymade, (truly a gift to us from our God) when we visit.  You can listen to these beautiful labors of love here:

http://twaud.io/q47M  – "Oklahoma"

http://twaud.io/q290 – “The Avenger is Heading Your Way”

http://twaud.io/q1DN – “You Won’t Survive”

http://twaud.io/q363 – “God Saved His Best Wrath for Last”

http://twaud.io/q2Cf – “God Will Rock You”

 

Lyrics:

 

OKLAHOMA-YOU’LL PAY!

You should’ve picked a different way to live your life You had your chance; now it’s too late Raised their hands against God’s servants in strife Cuz you’re livin’ – in an evil state

Evil state-full of angry hate

Soldiers are dying-lost from the cradle

Sent them without compass

Filled them up with fables

Out in your prairies where the proud fags bloom Raping priests hiding in back rooms Left in darkness your children grope Only broken hearts-they have no hope

Oklahoma, where the blood is floodin’ o’re your plains Cuz your pride is fierce-so our words pierce And you rage when God brings on the pain Oklahoma, every night your doom is drawing nigh Middle finger up-while you all strut With your rebel flag up in the sky

Their blood’s dripping off of your hands And you soon will be spued from this land And when we say Yeeow!  It’s God’s avenging day!

We’re only sayin

You brought this wrath, Oklahoma

Oklahoma-you’ll pay

Oklahoma, where the blood is floodin’ o’re your plains

(Oklahoma!)

Cuz your pride is fierce-so our words pierce And you rage when God brings you more pain Oklahoma, every night your doom is drawing nigh-(Every night!) Middle finger up-while you all strut With your rebel flag up in the sky

Their blood’s dripping off of your hands (No hope!) And you soon will be spued from this land (Preachers lie Parents lie Teachers lie Soldiers die Children die Nation dies!) And when we say Yeeow!  It’s God’s avenging day!

We’re only sayin

You brought his wrath, Oklahoma

Oklahoma-you’ll pay

Okla-homa, no hope; Okla homa, no hope

Okla-homa, no hope; Okla-homa, no hope, etc.

Their blood’s dripping off of your hands And you soon will be spued from this land And when we say Yeeow!  It’s God’s avenging day!

We’re only sayin

You brought his wrath, Oklahoma

Oklahoma-you’ll pay

Face-to-face-judg-ment-day

OKLAHOMA

Yeeow!

 

THE AVENGER IS COMIN’ YOUR WAY

(Sung to Oklahoma’s “Oh What a Beautiful Day”)

There’s a sound of God’s wrath in the meadow

There’s a sound of God’s wrath in the meadow

The battle’s pitched high-you can hear rebels cry

And their fat middle finger is lifted up high

Oh what a beautiful mornin’

Oh what a beautiful day

All of the angels are singin’

The Avenger is comin’ your way

All your children are square in God’s cross-hairs

All your children are square in God’s cross-hairs

They don’t stand a chance-you encased them in lies

He said do not touch the Apple of My Eye!

Oh, what a beautiful mornin’,
Oh, what a beautiful day.
McAlester’s gonna be reelin’

To your face God will repay

 

To the angels our words are like music,
All the sounds of our words are like music,

In old Oklahoma your sins you will rue

God sits in heaven-and laughs at you!

 

Oh, what a beautiful mornin’,
Oh, what a beautiful day,
I got a beautiful feelin’
God’s going to have his own way

Oh, what a beautiful day.

 

YOU WON’T SURVIVE   (Gloria Gaynor’s “I Will Survive”)

You should be afraid

And be petrified

Thinking how God lets you live

And that you haven’t died

But you’ve spent so many nights-thinking how to do God wrong

His wrath is strong-your last chance will soon be gone

But you rebel

And disobey

You won’t stop the wrath of God with that mad look upon your face

Should have obeyed his laws

Should have made your neighbors see

If they had known for just one second– raping priests you all would be

You have no shame

You play the whore

Just look around now

You’re all just rotten to the core

Weren’t you the one who taught the children God’s a liar?

The nation’s crumbled

For your vile sin your soldiers die

It is a lie

You won’t survive

You’ll beg the rocks and the mountains

To help your asses hide

Didn’t care who died or lived

You had all your lust to give

You won’t survive

You won’t survive

Hey, hey –

(Musical interlude-8-2-3-)

You took all the strength you had

Blessings God gave you

Starting all those wars abroad

So they can still eat poo

You spend oh so many nights

Just feeling sorry for yourself

It’s a lie

You fags and whores are full of pride

And you see us

We’re warning you

Just stop sinning and obey God

It’s not about you

Comin’ soon– it won’t go well

Drop-kicked into hell

God’s saving all his loving

For his Bride soon to be

You have no shame

You play the whore

Just look around now

You’re all just rotten to the core

Weren’t you the one who taught the children God’s a liar?

The nation’s crumbled

For your vile sin your soldiers die

It is a lie

You won’t survive

You’ll beg the rocks and the mountains

To help your asses hide

Didn’t care who died or lived

You had all your lust to give

You won’t survive

You won’t survive

Oh – Soon time to go

He’s at the door

Just look around now

You’re all just rotten to the core

Yeah you’re the one–you taught the children God’s a liar?

The nation’s crumbled

For your vile sin your children die

Yeah, it’s a lie

You won’t survive

You’ll beg the rocks and the mountains

To help your asses hide

Didn’t care who died or lived

You had all your lust to give

You won’t survive

You won’t survive

You won’t survive

 

GOD SAVED HIS BEST WRATH FOR LAST

(Vanessa William’s Saved The Best for Last)

God’s day of wrath is coming soon

The day the sun won’t light the moon

God saw the lust that filled your lives

We told you truth–don’t act surprised

Cuz there is a time when rebels all will wish They’d not lied ’bout God’s love

When Christ come back in flaming fire as planned His glory–it’s enough

With God you’re standing face to face

His Throne and judges all in place

Just when you think His wrath has passed

God saved his best – wrath – for last

All of the nights are gone–you see

From your silly talk His saints are free

We wondered when your time was through

We wondered what was wrong with you

Cuz how could you give your life for your proud sin For all the world to see

Your pride–the very thing you’re fighting for Is your doom – eternally

With God you’re standing face to face

His Throne and judges all in place

Just when you think His wrath has passed

God saved his best – wrath – for last

(interlude–la, la, la)

Your pride–the very thing you’re fighting for Is your doom – eternally

God’s day of wrath is coming soon

The day the sun won’t light the moon

Just when you think His wrath has passed

God saved his best – wrath – for last

God went and saved His best for last

  

GOD WILL ROCK YOU!

Buddy you’re a boy getting raised wrong

Mangling the Word gonna be a fag star some day

You got dung on your face, you big disgrace,

Proud of your sin, God’ll lay you to waste

God will God will rock you

God will God will rock you

Soldier you’re a dark heart, hard heart

Shouting in the street, gonna murder some kids today

You got blood on your face, you big disgrace

Waving bloody flags all over the place

God will God will rock you

God will God will rock you

Preacher you’re a mad man, dead man 

Feeding them the lie, have ya some feasts Sunday

You got dung your face, you big disgrace

Your God is gonna judge you with the whole human race!

God will God will rock you

God will God will rock you

  

The Lord willing, we will see you Friday.

Your best friends,

Westboro Baptist Church

12/7/10 – Happy Birthday to Pearl Harbor

  

 

[Oops! So sorry Mayor – we saved you the best one for last.]

 

Here is one more for your listening pleasure:

 

http://twaud.io/q135 – "Rebels of McAlester"

 

Lyrics:

 

The Rebels of McAlester Misused the Humble Saints of God

(Sung to Bobbie Gentry’s Ode to Billie Joe – Tallahatchie Bridge)

 

It was the third year of Jehokiam– and the Babylonians came

The Jews were taken and their treasures were all carried away

The men of Judah had done Jeremiah the prophet wrong

They had ignored the holy laws–made their sin and filthy ways so strong

Just as he promised God avenged himself with his holy rod

And then the rebels of McAlester misused the humble saints of God

Ahab said to Jezebel-I really want Naboth’s vineyard please

Then they killed this man of God-and caused God’s wrath to increase

The prophet Elijah-told them God would kill them both and just how

Then they tried to take his life-just like the Jews took Christ to the hill’s brow

Just as he promised God avenged himself with his holy rod

And then the rebels of McAlester misused the humble saints of God

Officials of Topeka said, we’re gonna stop this picketing

They couldn’t stand all the words-that the prophets had to say and sing

The judge and the prosecutor tried to shut the servants down

Next thing you know-the judge is dead and prosecutor’s run out of town

Just as he promised God avenged himself with his holy rod

And then the rebels of McAlester misused the humble saints of God

Now years have come and gone and the rebels of this land waxed so much worse

Now God is killing all your soldiers-and you wail and beat your breasts behind their hearse

The faithful servants from Kansas came to tell the Oklahomans to obey

Madame Mayor came forth with her gang of thugs-they’re so full of rage

Just as he promised God avenged himself with his holy rod

Now your people are still dying-don’t misuse the humble saints of God

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