Subject: God Hates Baptist Who Judge His Judgment
we know where you live snipers are being attached
-seacow
Dear Cow –
About that God’s hate thing – True dat! Be clear on that hatred of God thing – it is very real and it has horrible consequences if his wrath falls upon you! The verse says it is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of the Living God! Further, on that judging thing – make absolutely CERTAIN, YOUR JUDGMENT HAD BETTER LINE UP WITH GOD’S STATED, PLAINLY-ANNOUNCED JUDGMENTS! Otherwise, WOE unto you!
About that: Snipers have been attached! OMG!! What were they attached to? What was used to attach them? If Velcro, counsel them to just wiggle and they might break free. If they are high up from the ground and they are stupid and wiggle out of Velcro, be sure to have a crowd standing by so that before they hit the ground they can yell, "Welcome TO THE GROUND!" Or maybe I said that wrong . . . Oh yes, I remember now – first, when they shake loose, have them yell "We Threw IT ON THE GROUND!" Then, when they are about to SPLAT, have them yell, "Happy Birthday TO THE GROUND!"
Thanks for writing. Elevate your simple mind to something that matters and has importance! The time is so very, very short!! The destruction of rebellions, violent and filthy Doomed america is IMMINENT!!
Your duty: Fear and OBEY YOUR GOD!
Thanks for writing.
Anathema Maranatha!!