WBC –
I saw a documentary about your church and I just had a few questions about how you feel Jesus would have treated fags if/when he was alive. I saw how your definition of a fag was not necessarily someone who is homosexual but rather someone who isn’t extremely sexually conservative. I also saw that one of your followers said that he believed that if Jesus was alive today that he would picket with you as well. However through the bible we see that Jesus was followed and was friendly with people that would fall under the ‘fag’ banner. Mary Magdalene for example, who the bible that I read says was a prostitute. Surely a prostitute is as bad as a homosexual in your eyes, yet Jesus was very fond of one… [Editor’s Note: this lie is as far as we got. If Fran can answer our question truthfully (here’s us being thankful she can’t), we will address her other questions.]
– Fran
Dear Fran –
Who is this prostitute? Then, after you produce her, let us talk about your long wordy email.
Thanks!