Subject: Afraid
Why are you afraid? Your upcoming visit to Charleston, SC looks like a busy trip. However, I did note with curious interest as to why you would choose to not protest at The Citadel. You choose to protest at various public high schools and the public College of Charleston, but not The Citadel. There is only one explanation for this, as it is logically the first place you should protest if you had the balls. The reason you won’t visit The Citadel is because you are afraid. You are afraid of the Corps and what it will do to you. It is understandable, as your small contingent of senile old men and their merry band of poor, brainwashed children would be at the mercy of over one thousand physically fit males, many fit for military duty, the minute you stepped on campus. And believe me, there would be little mercy. So, sorry we will not see you cowards during your stay in the Holy City. Still, if you find the time, feel free to drop by.
–Forrest
Dear Can’t see the forest for the trees –
Did you clueless fellows have a meeting and decide that you were going to try to taunt us into coming to that little rat hole called The Citadel?
CLEARLY you have all gotten the message. Else why would so many of you be working it SO hard to try and reverse-psychology us into a trip over there? We must get where your leaders are meeting at the JIEDDO (Joint IED Defeat Organization) conference trying to find one you little brutes that has “spidey” sense to see if you can detect the IED before it blows up another two million dollar tank or rattles the brains of a few more of you boys or blows you to bits. We will remind them that if they would serve their God with all their heart, soul, mind and strength and OBEY HIM, they would not need a standing army, let alone a way to stop IEDs. When this nation used an IED on us, they sealed this matter with their God. Now, they spend billions of dollars trying to reverse what God has done. They would never just stop to think in terms of teaching you little brutes that you must obey your God.
The time is short Woody. Put away your idols, your false gods and your FILTHY manner of life and OBEY YOUR GOD! It is your God that has turned back the weapons that are in your hands and has put into the hands of your enemies what you fear most, the dirt cheap IED.
Your duty is to OBEY YOUR GOD! Fear HIM and give the glory of EVERYTHING to HIM! The time is so very short; the destruction of this nation is IMMINENT! Share this with your brutish classmates. Meanwhile, our dance card is full; we won’t be stopping for a visit. But you little sweethearts can feel free to come out to visit at one of our pickets.
You didn’t mean to suggest that Doomed american military schools are filled with violent criminals that would give us cause to be afraid did you?
Thanks for writing.
Anathema, Maranatha