Subject: Very nice!
Hey!
I’m sure you won’t remember me, as it’s been nearly 2.5 years since we spoke on the phone and about a year since our last email correspondence. Now, I won’t get into particulars about why this idiot is still in Canada, because I have a couple of questions about that and I would like your opinion [if it’s okay with you, I will proceed below]:
My heart hasn’t been at rest since I first found out about WBC. A church that gets it right! Surely, it is THE church on this planet. It’s in america, however. Now, I know there are some members of WBC who migrated there from other States and even other countries, and I was wondering about that experience. I’ve been mired in Canada my whole life. I was raised phony-christian and ultimately rejected it [it’s a mess, as you know full well]. godhatesfags is where I go to get all the good stuff, but I know that visiting the website does not equal being in the body of Christ.
I don’t know what steps to take, but I keep feeling like I need to get across that border and into Topeka. Do I apply for US citizenship? Do I just hop a bus to Topeka for a rather extended holiday [very extended]? I know you’re not the Centre for Immigration, but I figured I may as well get your view on it. I know the answer is to get with the church body if I value my soul, but I don’t want to get arrested at the border while doing it. Is that just a stupid thing to worry about?
Not that you need it, but your reply is greatly appreciated. Thanks, Shirley!
–[Person from Canada]
PS—When did you guys get that answering machine system? I almost want to keep calling, just to hear the responses from dialing the other options. Funny!
Hi [Canada Person]–
When I wanted to go to Canada, I just went. I don’t know if you have to have a Passport these days to cross into this country, but I didn’t have to have one to get to Canada on October 11, 2001.
The time is so very short, I’m just sayin.
The phones became a device of Satan to distract us.
–[WBC Person]
Oh, I’m not just talking about a quick jaunt down to Kansas. For that, I need a passport and nothing else, but that’s only good for 3 months or less. If they ask me at the border if I’m planning on coming back to Canada, I’m not sure I’ll be able to tell the truth and still make it across!
Thanks for replying; I don’t want to be a distraction and my questions are of the utmost sincerity. 
–[Canada Person]
I know you ask sincerely.
I meant to say more, I got on the phone and hit send. Speaking of phones. We were spending way too much time talking to rebels on the phones, (Satan has his demon spirits in his minions that think to cause us to turn aside to the left and right and NOT get our testimony completed) so our guys that have knowledge of such matters came forth with that system and we got the recordings done and it is simply amazing how good it works. If there is a voicemail, it bounces into my inbox. It takes about 2 seconds to hear what they are up to and then either finish listening if something that really needs attention or DELETE if some filth and foul. J
I simply do not know all the rules about getting here. I just know that the end of all things is at hand and I would not waste any time getting matters figured out. Our God is able to make our path plain and smooth. Unencumbered truly, and he does that day in and day out for those that put their trust in him. I could fill volumes with the details, and we have.
Here it is:
1Ch 5:20 And they were helped against them, and the Hagarites were delivered into their hand, and all that were with them: for they cried to God in the battle, and he was intreated of them; because they put their trust in him.
Ps 2:12 Kiss the Son, lest he be angry, and ye perish from the way, when his wrath is kindled but a little. Blessed are all they that put their trust in him.
Ps 5:11 But let all those that put their trust in thee rejoice: let them ever shout for joy, because thou defendest them: let them also that love thy name be joyful in thee.
Ps 9:10 And they that know thy name will put their trust in thee: for thou, LORD, hast not forsaken them that seek thee.
Ps 17:7 Shew thy marvellous lovingkindness, O thou that savest by thy right hand them which put their trust in thee from those that rise up against them.
Ps 36:7 How excellent is thy lovingkindness, O God! therefore the children of men put their trust under the shadow of thy wings.
Pr 30:5 Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Don’t miss the GodSmacksU part of the web page. It’s new. You can follow it on twitter then every day we address the GodSmacks that are judgments of God in this earth so as to help the rebels connect the dots from their vain and truly filthy manner of life to the Wrath of God that abides upon the Children of Disobedience.
Eph 2:2 Wherein in time past ye walked according to the course of this world, according to the prince of the power of the air, the spirit that now worketh in the children of disobedience:
Eph 5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience.
Col 3:6 For which things’ sake the wrath of God cometh on the children of disobedience:
A full reading of those two excellent books (Ephesians and Colossians) would be in order for instruction and learning and comfort!
Thanks for writing.
–[WBC Person]