Subject: Name Change, Please
I was born and raised in Westboro, MA. I’m quite confident that the overwhelming majority of the citizens of this lovely little New England town would whole-heartedly agree with me on this matter. I know many who absolutely do.
Those of us who hail from Westboro who are Christian agree that God definitely does not hate any of His children. . . . [blah, blah, blah] . . .
–Julia
Does this simple slut think that anyone cares about all this blather? Who would read all those words? Yikers. 
The time is short Junk-Think Julia! The destruction of this nation is IMMINENT!! No one will even remember your filthy town – it will be a place for bitterns and owls and for pools of water – your God has a promise to this nation and you are going down. This land will VOMIT you out – think projectile rebels and meanwhile you have your tiny little mind on the name of your worthless town.
Your DUTY dummy is to fear and OBEY YOUR GOD!! No human will stand with you when you stand before God and explain your disobedience and refusal to receive instruction or to even bother to CRACK A BIBLE!
There are no Christians in your filthy state, let alone your town.
The time is short – so very, very short!
Thanks for writing.
Anathema Maranatha!