Request From A Naughty Fig. [God Hates Naughty Figs. Naughty, Naughty, Naughty. Jeremiah Chapter 24].
Hi! If Rev. Phelps publicly pronounces that God hates me, I’ll make a donation to your church or to any charity of your choosing. I love you guys. You really bring people together. I think that is brilliant and wonderful of you. But we both know God hates me. Heck, I’m not only a Jew, but I’m an atheist, a liberal, and I write plays with dirty words in them. If I’m not going to hell, who is? So, will Rev. Phelps publicly state that?
All the best,
Louis [Fill In The Blank With Any Jewish Fellow’s Name Of The Naughty Fig Variety]
Dear Prating, Proud Pervert –
First – it is PASTOR Phelps, no human is reverend so get over it.
Second – YOU publically pronounced that God hates you, nuff said. You are one luck rebellious Son of Jacob. In these last hours of the last days of all, if God does not kill you in the pouring out of his final indignation, and you instead wind up in some awful, brutal captivity somewhere, there is a small possibility that you will be one of the 144,000 – the remnant of the House of Israel that is going to see in SHORT order just exactly how abhorrent you truly are and you are going to understand fully just exactly what you did when you murdered your Savior, and you are going to be so ashamed that you will shut your stupid mouth and you will be a proper Jew. You will look up HIM whom you murdered and you will mourn for him like one mourns for his ONLY child!!
You don’t know, but God does, and so we tell you plainly, get the Bible, crack and read the words and shut your mouth. If God has mercy upon you and calls you in the midst of horrible affliction, we will NEVER mention these stupid words you said here in your ears. Truly, and we will help you. You see foolish Jew, by your words, you demonstrate that God has in fact provoked you to jealousy by a people (WBC, YAY) who in times past, were NOT his people!! Now, we are his people, and you are under his curse, and he has sent us to you to provoke you to jealousy. Our God has said that jealousy is the rage of a man, therefore, you had to get your ragged butt over to the computer and rattle around and find a way to send your goofy-gram trying to put a gloss on your rage! Yikes, it didn’t work, we see it still!
The time is so very, very short, the Lord is coming, this nation’s destruction is IMMINANT and The Beast even now is preparing to call the nations to battle against Jerusalem and that city WILL be taken and their houses rifled and their women ravished and worse and more, but then, good things follow for those blessed few that God will have mercy upon.
Thanks for writing.
Dear Shirley,
Thank you for your note. I will think long and hard about your heartfelt message. You are a great person. You are passionate. I love you and WBC – YAY! because you really bring people together. Keep up the good work.
Love,
Louis
P.S. If Pastor Phelps will publicly pronounce that God hates me, I will gladly make a donation to any charity of your choice.
P.P.S. I didn’t kill God. I’m only 53 and everyone knows God died around 2,000 years ago. It could have been an uncle though. Sorry about that.
Dear Louis –
You cannot change history little man – you are bound by your forefathers.
Matthew 27:11 ¶ And Jesus stood before the governor: and the governor asked him, saying, Art thou the King of the Jews? And Jesus said unto him, Thou sayest.
12 And when he was accused of the chief priests and elders, he answered nothing.
13 Then said Pilate unto him, Hearest thou not how many things they witness against thee?
14 And he answered him to never a word; insomuch that the governor marvelled greatly.
15 Now at that feast the governor was wont to release unto the people a prisoner, whom they would.
16 And they had then a notable prisoner, called Barabbas.
17 Therefore when they were gathered together, Pilate said unto them, Whom will ye that I release unto you? Barabbas, or Jesus which is called Christ?
18 For he knew that for envy they had delivered him.
19 When he was set down on the judgment seat, his wife sent unto him, saying, Have thou nothing to do with that just man: for I have suffered many things this day in a dream because of him.
20 But the chief priests and elders persuaded the multitude that they should ask Barabbas, and destroy Jesus.
21 The governor answered and said unto them, Whether of the twain will ye that I release unto you? They said, Barabbas.
22 Pilate saith unto them, What shall I do then with Jesus which is called Christ? They all say unto him, Let him be crucified.
23 And the governor said, Why, what evil hath he done? But they cried out the more, saying, Let him be crucified.
24 When Pilate saw that he could prevail nothing, but that rather a tumult was made, he took water, and washed his hands before the multitude, saying, I am innocent of the blood of this just person: see ye to it.
25 Then answered all the people, and said, His blood be on us, and on our children.
You can’t change these eternal principals. In fact, you walk today under the curse of God for the sins of your fathers, and that is why you are a proud, prating pervert. I’m just sayin . . . There is NO forgiveness without repentance. When God sends you a delusion that making light of your never-dying soul is a good idea – YIKES!! It sucks to be you.
Thanks!