From: Bradley
Subject: Westboro protest in Houston
My name is Brad and I am a reporter. I’m writing a story about your church’s plans to protest the inauguration of Annise Parker as Houston’s next mayor and wanted to see if I could ask a few questions. I’d prefer a telephone interview, if possible.
1. How many people do you anticipate will attend your demonstration?
2. Where will your demonstration take place?
3. Have Houston Police Department officials made any attempts, overt or covert, to make contact with you or church officials?
4. What is the purpose of your protest?
Thank you in advance for your help.
Sincerely, Brad
Hi Bradley
I am on the road so please excuse this phone messaging.
1. On the good guy’s side, less than 10 plus the angels. On the bad guys’ side, myriads of perverts. They have staked their eternal souls on this rebellion so they better do it in a huge way with gusto.
2. We will be peacefully and lawfully on the public right of way, right outside of that building.
3. They contacted us right after we wrote them. I’m sure they made arrangements to have someone get with us to ensure in a proper manner, in obedience to the laws of this land, that the peace is kept. A tall order in a nation of lawless rebels.
4. Yay. Great question. We must spend the last hours of the Doomed american experience warning one and all that their destruction is imminent. To Houston we say: It is a great curse when you look up and God has caused you to elect a teacher of rebellion and a flipping-off-God-hating pervert to be your chief executive. God hates Houston. What you have done is as bad as if this nation were to elect The Beast, Antichrist, into the Whitehouse. Oops. You already did that. Thus your doom is certain and near.
Thanks for writing.