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09/03/10
GodSmack: Mexican Terror
WE THANK THEE, HEAVENLY FATHER, FOR MORE SIGNS THAT THE SIEGE IS ON DOOMED aMERICA! In Arizona, more than 100 miles north of the U.S.-Mexican border, the federal government has posted signs warning travelers that they ar… more »
GodSmack: Damning Traditions
PRAISE GOD! REPROBATE JEWS ARE GOING TO HELL! Satmar Hasidic Jews in NY offend visitors with feigned tradition of "modesty." They put up signs asking outsiders to "cover their legs and arms, use app… more »
09/02/10
GodSmack: Bambi Strikes
THANK GOD FOR SENDING THE DEER TO INJURE THE PGR REBEL! Headline: Motorcyclist strikes deer, in critical condition GodSmack! He's expected to be t… more »
GodSmack: Dead Chaplain
THANK GOD ARMY CHAPLAIN KILLED IN AFGHANISTAN! An army chaplain hitching a ride on a resupply convoy was killed by an IED in Afghanistan, making him the first since Viet Nam. GodSmack! Every army chap… more »
GodSmack: New Oil
THANK GOD FOR THE NEW OIL! Another exploding oil platform in the gulf made a new oil sheen measuring one mile by 100 feet. Oil, glorious oil! God prepared it with the Flood in 2349 B.C., crushing billions of dead hum… more »
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