God Smacks You!
God's judgments are everywhere. Just because you attribute the things that happen in your lives to your mother nature doesn't mean God doesn't do them. God is in charge of everything, including your tornadoes, tsunamis, floods, famines, hurricanes, earthquakes, forest fires, mall shootings, IEDs, etc., etc. God will repay each of your to your face with your own personal GodSmack.Past Entries
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Daily Archives: July 7, 2013
Ticket! Too Much Slicing!
Thank God for soccer game violence! SAO PAULO (Reuters) – One man has been arrested in northern Brazil after a referee who fatally stabbed an amateur player over his refusal to leave the field was decapitated by a mob, police … Continue reading
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God Downed Airplane
Thank God for plane crash at San Francisco airport. (CNN) – Two people died after a Boeing 777 from South Korea crashed Saturday upon landing at San Francisco’s airport, sending up a huge fireball, shedding its tail and spinning before screeching … Continue reading
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God Curses NFL
Thank God Baltimore Ravens cheerleader killed while riding motorcycle. “Police have identified the man killed in a motorcycle accident Friday morning on Route 15 near Frederick as Dion Bagby, a 27-year-old who had recently earned a spot on the Ravens’ … Continue reading
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Crispy Quebec Canada!
Praise God the Avenger of #WBC. Late yesterday, and still at this very hour, rescue efforts are underway in Quebec. GodSmack! http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2013/07/06/train-carrying-crude-oil-derails-in-quebec/2494651/ Recall that in 1999 a little group of our members went to that evil (rebel) place. The cops … Continue reading
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