God Smacks You!
God's judgments are everywhere. Just because you attribute the things that happen in your lives to your mother nature doesn't mean God doesn't do them. God is in charge of everything, including your tornadoes, tsunamis, floods, famines, hurricanes, earthquakes, forest fires, mall shootings, IEDs, etc., etc. God will repay each of your to your face with your own personal GodSmack.Past Entries
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Monthly Archives: August 2012
Armstrong’s Drop INTO HELL!
THANK GOD! NEIL ARMSTRONG IS DEAD AT AGE 82! For all our days are passed away in thy wrath: we spend our years as a tale that is told. The days of our years are threescore years and ten; and … Continue reading
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Missouri’s Misery Is God-sent!
THANK GOD FOR ANSWERING WBC’S PRAYERS FOR THE EVIL STATE OF MISSOURI! Mountain Grove, MO is the sight of a livestock auction where local dairy farmers are forced to sell their cows because of this summer’s drought. They lament that … Continue reading
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Texas Sized Smackdown
Thank God for Five Dead Children in Texas SUV Flip! GodSmack! The Lord knows Texas is big, so he’s prepared some nice big Godsmacks for her. Everything is bigger in Texas, including their piles of dead children on their highways. … Continue reading
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Brava, Russia – Good Start!
Thank God Moscow gay parades are banned for 100 years. Godsmack! Putin hasn’t completely caved in to the fags, and showed that a government can implement policies against them; but still doesn’t live up to God’s standard for government. If … Continue reading
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