God Smacks You!God's judgments are everywhere. Just because you attribute the things that happen in your lives to your mother nature doesn't mean God doesn't do them. God is in charge of everything, including your tornadoes, tsunamis, floods, famines, hurricanes, earthquakes, forest fires, mall shootings, IEDs, etc., etc. God will repay each of your to your face with your own personal GodSmack.
Monthly Archives: July 2012
THANK GOD O.J. MURDOCK KILLED HIMSELF! He signed with NFL’s Tennessee Titans last year, but never played a game due to Achilles injury. So, he decided to shoot himself in the head in front of the high school where he … Continue reading
PRAISE GOD! COLORADO GOVERNOR SEPARATES FROM HIS WIFE! He’s 60 years old; they’ve been married 10 years. They want everyone to know “that neither has had an affair, that they did seek extended counseling, and that this decision is unrelated … Continue reading
THANK GOD! BRITISH BRUTES REPLACE GIDEON BIBLE WITH “FIFTY SHADES OF GREY” PERVERSION! Damson Dene Hotel guests get “mommy porn” for their bedside reading now instead of the Bible. Local false prophets are upset, claiming “the Bible remains a source … Continue reading