God Smacks You!
God's judgments are everywhere. Just because you attribute the things that happen in your lives to your mother nature doesn't mean God doesn't do them. God is in charge of everything, including your tornadoes, tsunamis, floods, famines, hurricanes, earthquakes, forest fires, mall shootings, IEDs, etc., etc. God will repay each of your to your face with your own personal GodSmack.Past Entries
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Monthly Archives: October 2011
God Controls Earthquakes
WE REJOICE AS GOD MOCKS SAN FRANCISCO! Two quakes hit during state-wide earthquake drills. “It makes me very nervous now because I’m thinking if there have been two, are there going to be more?” GodSmack! GodMock! Legalizing same-sex marriage and … Continue reading
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God Hates Murderers
THANK GOD FOR KILLING MOAMMAR GADHAFI, AND CAUSING THE WORLD TO DECLARE THAT GOD DOES JUDGE HUMANS! Gadhafi lived and died by the sword, according to God’s faithful promise. He that leadeth into captivity shall go into captivity: he that … Continue reading
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Lion, tigers and bears!
PRAISE GOD! WILD ANIMALS ARE ON THE LOOSE, TERRORIZING OHIO! Owner of an exotic animal farm apparently opened the cages releasing all the animals, then committed suicide. 48 animals escaped, including grizzly and black bears, wolves, large cats (lions, tigers, … Continue reading
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Amish On Amish
PRAISE GOD FOR AMISH-ON-AMISH ATTACKS! Headline: Suspects in hair-cutting attacks on Amish to return to court. Five so-called Amish splinter group members allegedly broke into multiple homes and held down their victims while using scissors or battery operated clippers to … Continue reading
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