God Smacks You!
God's judgments are everywhere. Just because you attribute the things that happen in your lives to your mother nature doesn't mean God doesn't do them. God is in charge of everything, including your tornadoes, tsunamis, floods, famines, hurricanes, earthquakes, forest fires, mall shootings, IEDs, etc., etc. God will repay each of your to your face with your own personal GodSmack.Past Entries
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Daily Archives: February 13, 2011
Everyone’s A Victim!
AMAZING THAT 13-YEAR-OLDS ARE RAPING EACH OTHER IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA! Three 13-year-old boys were arrested after admitting they raped a 13-year-old girl in a park playground as she walked home from school last week. WHERE WERE THEIR PARENTS?! GodSmack! You … Continue reading
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Paste Outta Tube!
PRAISE GOD! SAME-SEX MARRIAGE DEBATE IS RESURFACING IN DOOMED aMERICA! Sodomites are making a renewed push for marriage in Maryland, Rhode Island and New York, while their opponents are fighting for constitutional bans in Indiana and Wyoming as well as … Continue reading
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UK’s Holy Sodomites!
THANK GOD! BRITISH GOVERNMENT WILL ALLOW FAGS TO MARRY IN CHURCHES! Under current rules, same-sex ceremonies must be secular and cannot contain religious elements such as hymn singing and Bible readings. That will all change in the new law. The … Continue reading
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Cat Off Hot-Tin-Roof!
PRAISE GOD! ELIZABETH TAYLOR IS IN THE HOSPITAL WITH CONGESTIVE HEART FAILURE SYMPTOMS! Her black, rebellious heart is giving out! GodSmack! This 78-year-old whore has been married 9 times, in violation of God’s clear commandment not to commit adultery and … Continue reading
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