God Smacks You!
God's judgments are everywhere. Just because you attribute the things that happen in your lives to your mother nature doesn't mean God doesn't do them. God is in charge of everything, including your tornadoes, tsunamis, floods, famines, hurricanes, earthquakes, forest fires, mall shootings, IEDs, etc., etc. God will repay each of your to your face with your own personal GodSmack.Past Entries
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Daily Archives: February 3, 2011
Truck Tumbles Tremendously
PRAISE GOD! 3 MORE OKLAHOMANS KILLED TODAY! At least three people were killed when the pickup truck they were in drove off of a snow-covered interstate highway bridge and plunged 80 feet into an icy river below. (-9 degrees; 20-inches … Continue reading
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Clever Chumps Comment
FINALLY, REBELS REVEAL THEIR KNOWLEDGE THAT SHOWS GUILT! GodSmack! Rebel Ryan “No-Legs” Newell lied in wait to ambush 5 elders of Westboro Baptist Church. As the plot and criminal charges attending this thug unfold, rebellious Doomed americans weigh in! They … Continue reading
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Sledding Sans Safety
THANK GOD FOR KILLING TWENTY-YEAR-OLD OKLAHOMAN IN “FREAK ACCIDENT!” She leaves behind a four-year-old daughter. “They said it was a freak accident and she had been killed. It’s every parent’s worse nightmare.” There are NO ACCIDENTS with God! She was … Continue reading
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