God Smacks You!
God's judgments are everywhere. Just because you attribute the things that happen in your lives to your mother nature doesn't mean God doesn't do them. God is in charge of everything, including your tornadoes, tsunamis, floods, famines, hurricanes, earthquakes, forest fires, mall shootings, IEDs, etc., etc. God will repay each of your to your face with your own personal GodSmack.Past Entries
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Daily Archives: November 2, 2010
GodSmack: Letter-bomb Campaign
THANK GOD FOR THE LETTER-BOMB CAMPAIGN ADDRESSED TO FOREIGN EMBASSIES IN ATHENS, GREECE! Greek officials dealt with nine confirmed bombs – 4 on Monday (11/1) and 5 on Tuesday (11/2) – addressed to France, Germany, Switzerland, Belgium, the Netherlands, Bulgaria, … Continue reading
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GodSmack: IED Shortage
THANK GOD UK AND US MILITARIES REPORT THE TALIBAN IS RUNNING SHORT OF IEDS! “Anecdotal evidence suggests growing shortages have meant the cost of the key chemical ingredient, ammonium nitrate, has increased tenfold in recent months.” God chose this delusion. … Continue reading
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GodSmack: Bully american-style
PRAISE THE GOD OF GLORY FOR USING BULLIES TO KEEP THE NATION DELUDED! The pro-fag-flavor-of-the-month is bullying of “gay teens”-another big fat lie spread all over the land. The truth is you all mistreat each other whenever it serves you; … Continue reading
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GodSmack: Hole-y Hell
THANK GOD FOR THE MASSIVE CRATER OPENING UP IN GERMAN TOWN And the earth opened her mouth, and swallowed them up together with Korah, when that company died, what time the fire devoured two hundred and fifty men: and they … Continue reading
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