Hey Long Beach – reports say you idiots were “stunned” at a recent draining of your harbor by the Chile earthquake-induced tsunami. Well, you ain’t seen nothing yet! You mess with the people of Almighty God – the apple of his eye – and bad things are coming your way. GodSmack!
National television reports show you to be the ignorant slobs that you are; standing around with spittle coming out of your mouths while you wonder at the power of God before your eyes.
So, God just drained your polluted harbor like a dirty bath tub. Your fancy boats were tossed around like so much wood debris. The good news? Much more is coming, and soon. The Great Avenging Destroyer is on the way – it’s not going to be pretty. Your destruction will come in ways you never dreamed of; who would have thought up the old harbor-draining routine?