Dear Members of the WBC,
I am a student at American University who you will be picketing today. I am wondering if perhaps you could meet with me today or tomorrow. I know this is really short notice but because the faculty here has kept your visit a secret from the school community. I support several of your positions and I would love to meet with you and learn more about them. I pray that you will be able to fit me into what I am sure is a very tight schedule.
Thank you very much for your time,
Jesse
Hello Jesse –
Get out there and talk to the picketers. You can see their full schedule at this link: http://www.westborobaptistchurch.com/schedule.html!
http://twaud.io/qX4P “God Has Sent Us” — WBC Parody of Bette Midler’s “From a Distance” LYRICS: http://bit.ly/ebNRHO
http://twaud.io/q6pg — “Destruction Is Our Prayer” (Lyrics: www.bit.ly/erda3x)
http://twaud.io/q6VS — “Whole Lot of Fire” (Lyrics: http://bit.ly/fxaFGb)
http://twaud.io/zHP New parody of “The Remedy” by @Jason_Mraz ! Love, love, love it! =D
You might get in on some excellent music!
http://twaud.io/qVtg “Burning Freak” – WBC Parody of Rick James’ “Super Freak” LYRICS: http://bit.ly/haNGqi
http://twaud.io/q1DN A song about your bleak future on Black Friday: “YouWon’t Survive” (parody of “I Will Survive”)
Don’t ask, just enjoy! 
-WBC