WBC-
What in the world would I do without your endlessly entertaining parodies? I’d surely be a humorless homosexual… I don’t think Lady Gaga has ever quite recovered from the number your daughter did on “Pokerface”. (HaHa, “Your whorish face”… that was classic.) Anyway, why didn’t you tell me sooner that you had a thing for Bette Midler? I know this nice Jewish lesbian from the Bronx who is just your type – a total masochist…it’s good to know that you haven’t been affected adversely by the repeal of DADT. Hey, I guess we owe you some thanks for that one… There just wasn’t any point in hiding the fact that our military is comprised almost exclusively of homos and homo-lovers since you and your church began pointing it out so efficiently.
– thanks for lending your firebrand to everyone’s favorite punching bag – Elizabeth Edwards… I understand why you waited until she died to go up against her… She probably would’ve knocked your lights out otherwise…
Your friend always,
Jarrett
Hi Jarrett –
Ok – since you like them, I guess it would be just wrong not to send our new web page theme songs. You do after all have “news” in your title. That whole gay thing is questionable, but the News thing caught my eye. So I must share two theme songs, and you can vote on which would be best for our web page called … www.godhatesthemedia.com. :
http://twaud.io/qXh6 — “News Hound”
http://twaud.io/qVqb — “The Media Mob”
http://twaud.io/q1DN – You won’t survive. :
http://twaud.io/qTkz — “Reprobate” Don’t ask, just enjoy!
http://twaud.io/qVtg — “Burning Freak” This song is amazing! It is in honor of Teena Marie joining Rick James in hell.
http://twaud.io/qTgz — “You’ll Be Blamed”
http://twaud.io/q6pg — “Destruction Is Our Prayer” (Lyrics: www.bit.ly/erda3x)
OK, I got carried away. They are just so GREAT, I can’t help it. But you can vote between 1 or 2. The rest are just fun! Plus, just good words!
Thanks!