Daily Archives: January 3, 2011

HOW PERFECT! GOD HAS SENT THEM STRONG DELUSIONS! The head of Huffington Post, as reported by the Huffington Post, says the key to success: more sleep! GodSmack! No, Arianna Huffington, the key is OBEY! You careless, God-hating, WBC-vilifying, adulterous fool. … Continue reading →

PRAISE GOD! HIS PROMISES ENDURE TO THE END! They have signs abounding for all the world to see, in Evil Arkansas. Now reports of over 100,000 drum fish washing up on the shores of that state. GodSmack! God is warning … Continue reading →

THANK GOD FOR THE MISCARRYING WOMB OF LILY ALLEN! IT IS THE END OF KEITH ALLEN’S REBELLION! Lily’s sis says Lily WILL be a “mum!” Silly brutes, womb business is GOD’s business! Shut your mouths! Countless are ways God repays … Continue reading →

THANK GOD FOR TWO DEAD SOLDIERS IN IRAQ! DOOMED aMERICAN MILITARY FLUFFS WORDS! OPERATION NEW DAWN! Coming, true dat, but NOT for rebels! This earth waxes old; almost time to fold it like a garment and cast it into the … Continue reading →