God Smacks You!
God's judgments are everywhere. Just because you attribute the things that happen in your lives to your mother nature doesn't mean God doesn't do them. God is in charge of everything, including your tornadoes, tsunamis, floods, famines, hurricanes, earthquakes, forest fires, mall shootings, IEDs, etc., etc. God will repay each of your to your face with your own personal GodSmack.Past Entries
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Daily Archives: March 16, 2010
GodSmack: Everest Fags
Thank God for Nepal Neanderthals turning Mt. Everest over to the Fags for same-sex marriage filth to boost the country’s tourism industry! GodSmack! The love of money is the root of all evil; you have pierced yourselves through with many … Continue reading
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GodSmack: Harbinger Hurricane
THANK GOD FOR ANOTHER PUNISHING STORM! A GLORIOUS HARBINGER OF DOOMED america’s IMMINENT FULL-FINAL-COMPLETE DESTRUCTION! Headline: 30 Hours of Hurricane-force Winds Uproots Scores of Trees: Millions Lose Power GodSmack! Spewing time, cometh! All praise and thanks to our … Continue reading
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GodSmack: Rebellious Israel
THANK GOD FOR REBELLIOUS ISRAEL THAT WILL BRING THE NATIONS TO MARCH! GodSmack, but worse is coming Israel! WBC: Israel, your final indignation is going to be over that land! Your major historical GodSmacks mostly relate to your rebellion over … Continue reading
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GodSmack: ManHorse Marriage
THANK GOD FOR THE LAW IN FILTHY MASSACHUCETS PERMITTING YOU BRUTES TO MARRY YOUR ANIMALS! Headline: Gay marriage law allows ‘man on horse’ unions! Of course it does, it is the will of the people to be so! GodSmack! … Continue reading
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