IF PHILLIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN COULD SPEAK TODAY – ALL HE WOULD BE SAYING IS ‘LISTEN TO WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH.’
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THE SOUL OF PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN ENTERED INTO THE FIERY DEPTHS OF HELL THIS PAST SUNDAY. NO MORE CURTAIN CALLS. NO MORE SEQUELS. NO MORE AWARDS. ONLY HELL NOW. AND FOR EVER AND EVER.
“AND IT CAME TO PASS, THAT (LAZARUS) THE BEGGAR DIED, AND WAS CARRIED BY THE ANGELS INTO ABRAHAM’S BOSOM: THE RICH MAN ALSO DIED, AND WAS BURIED; AND IN HELL HE LIFT UP HIS EYES, BEING IN TORMENTS, AND SEETH ABRAHAM AFAR OFF, AND LAZARUS IN HIS BOSOM. AND HE CRIED AND SAID, FATHER ABRAHAM, HAVE MERCY ON ME, AND SEND LAZARUS, THAT HE MAY DIP THE TIP OF HIS FINGER IN WATER, AND COOL MY TONGUE; FOR I AM TORMENTED IN THIS FLAME. BUT ABRAHAM SAID, SON, REMEMBER THAT THOU IN THY LIFETIME RECEIVEDST THY GOOD THINGS, AND LIKEWISE LAZARUS EVIL THINGS: BUT NOW HE IS COMFORTED, AND THOU ART TORMENTED. THEN HE SAID, I PRAY THEE THEREFORE, FATHER, THAT THOU WOULDEST SEND HIM TO MY FATHER’S HOUSE: FOR I HAVE FIVE BRETHREN; THAT HE MAY TESTIFY UNTO THEM, LEST THEY ALSO COME INTO THIS PLACE OF TORMENT. ABRAHAM SAITH UNTO HIM, THEY HAVE MOSES AND THE PROPHETS; LET THEM HEAR THEM. AND HE SAID, NAY, FATHER ABRAHAM: BUT IF ONE WENT UNTO THEM FROM THE DEAD, THEY WILL REPENT. AND HE SAID UNTO HIM, IF THEY HEAR NOT MOSES AND THE PROPHETS, NEITHER WILL THEY BE PERSUADED, THOUGH ONE ROSE FROM THE DEAD.” (LK. 16:22-31)
THERE IS NO QUESTION, FROM THIS SOBERING PASSAGE OF SCRIPTURE, WHICH IS AN EXEMPLAR OF DIRE WARNING FOR ALL SUCH MEN, THAT IF PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN COULD SPEAK TODAY – ALL HE WOULD BE SAYING IS ‘LISTEN TO WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH.’
BUT, OVER THE NEXT FEW WEEKS, EVERYONE WHO IS ANYONE IN HOLLYWOOD WILL BECOME COLLECTIVELY WORKED UP INTO A FIENDISH, FAG-INFESTED FROTH, CRAWLING ALL OVER EACH OTHER TO LAUD HOFFMAN, AND TO IN FACT VAINLY TRY TO PREACH HIM INTO HEAVEN. BY OSCAR NIGHT, THE NECROMANCY AND IDOLATRY DISGUISED AS A MUTUAL ADMIRATION SOCIETY WILL BE RAMPED UP TO A FEVERED PITCH, MAKING THE ORGY OF FAG-SPEAK SUPERLATIVES HEAPED UPON YOUNG HEATH LEDGER’S DRUG-INFESTED CARCASS A FEW YEARS BACK LOOK LIKE MERE CHILD’S PLAY BY COMPARISON.
THE DANIEL DAY-LEWIS’ OF THE WORLD WILL NO DOUBT TURN IN A NOTEWORTHY PERFORMANCE AS THE SOFT-SPOKEN, COMPASSIONATE, RELUCTANT SUPERSTAR – REBUKING THE SAINTS OF GOD FOR THEIR WILLINGNESS TO TELL YOU MORAL TRUTH WHEN NO ONE ELSE EVEN DARE DO SO, UNDER THE IRON-FISTED SPECTRE OF THE FAG JUGGERNAUT WE ALL KNOW AS THE MAINLINE ENTERTAINMENT AND NEWS MEDIA – HE, CALLING FOR ‘PEACE, PEACE’ – WHEN THERE IS NO PEACE FOR THE WICKED.
THE SEAN PENN’S OF THE WORLD WILL PLAY THE PART OF THE PROGRESSIVE, FOLKSY, HIPSTER PHILOSOPHER – SPEAKING EXPRESSLY AGAINST AND THEREBY CALLING FOR INCREASED PERSECUTION OF, THE SAINTS OF GOD – FOR HUMBLY REMINDING THE FILTH OF HOLLYWOOD OF GOD’S STANDARDS.
THE STEPHEN COLBERT’S OF THE WORLD, THOUGH MAYBE NOT HIGH FALOOTING ENOUGH TO BE INVITED TO ANYTHING OUTSIDE OF SMALL SCREEN AWARD SHOWS, WILL NO DOUBT GET IT RIGHT – WELCOMING ALL ATTENDEES IN A MOCKING VOICE – “GOOD EVENING, GODLESS SODOMITES” – HITTING THE NAIL SQUARELY ON THE HEAD, BUT WILL HAVING THE VEIL OF COMEDIC IRONY TO BAT HIS WHORISH EYES FROM BEHIND.
AND THEN THERE’S ELLEN. A PERSON SO FOUL, THAT SHE HAS BECOME WORLD-FAMOUS SPECIFICALLY FOR HER SIN. SHE WAS NO A-LISTER WHEN SHE WAS DOING ½ HOUR HBO COMEDY SPECIALS – THERE WERE PLENTY OF COMEDIANS WHOSE INSIGHTS INTO EVERYDAY LIFE WERE MORE CLEVER OR STRIKING OR FUNNIER – SHE WAS REALLY NO MORE THAN A TOW-HEADED PAULA POUNDSTONE. BUT THEN SHE PROCLAIMED TO THE WORLD THAT SHE DIDN’T CARE ABOUT THE MORAL STANDARDS OF GOD – SHE DECLARED HER SIN AS SODOM. AND SUDDENLY, SHE WAS PROMOTED FAR BEYOND HER TALENT WARRANTED AND FOR A MUCH LONGER PERIOD THAN MANY CAREERS DESERVE BY THE POWERFUL AGENTS OF MEDIA – THE BIBLICAL POWER OF THE DOG. SHE WAS THEIR HERO, THEIR CHAMPION – THEIR SHAMELESS, TINY NIMROD – THUMPING HER CHEST SKYWARD AS SHE PROCLAIMED THAT HER SINFUL LIFESTYLE WAS ONE WORTHY OF HONOR, APPLAUSE AND ACCOLADES – PAVING THE WAY FOR MORE AND MORE OF THOSE, YOUNGER THAN HER, TO STEP PROUDLY INTO THE WIDE PATH OF UNREPENTANT SIN AND SHAME. SHE WILL MC HOFFMAN INTO HEAVEN WITH A CHORUS OF PERVERTS ECHOING HER EVERY NOTE.
OVER 2500 YEARS AGO, PLATO WROTE THAT PERHAPS THE LEAST BENEFICIAL SKILL TO SOCIETY, EVEN THAT WHICH CAN BE PARTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DOWNFALL OF ANY SOCIETY – WAS MIMESIS, OR THE ART OF MIMICKING – AS ACTORS AND POETS, DISPLAYING CHARACTERISTICS, OR SKILLS OR KNOWLEDGE, THAT THEY DID NOT POSSESS. PORTRAYING OFFICERS OF WAR OR PHYSICIANS, WITHOUT REALLY HAVING ANY KNOWLEDGE OF SUCH CRAFTS, BUT MERELY BEING ABLE TO MIMIC, OR PARROT, THOSE WHO HAD ACTUAL KNOWLEDGE. “HAND ME THE FORCEPS, STAT,” BARKS THE ACTOR – MAKING BELIEVE TO BE A SURGEON. POINTING A SWORD SKYWARD AND YAWPING ‘CHARGE’ WHILE LEADING POWDERED WIG EXTRAS INTO FAKE BATTLES, NOT KNOWING THE FIRST THING ABOUT HOW TO LEAD AN ARMY INTO BATTLE – THAT IS THE ONLY SKILL OF THE ACTOR, PLATO ARGUED.
AND IN REAL LIFE, THESE ACTORS ARE NO MORE GENUINE IN THEIR KNOWLEDGE. THEY HAVE NO MORAL KNOWLEDGE, YET THEY SPEAK AND ARE OFTEN LOOKED UPON AS THE MORAL VOICES OF THEIR GENERATION. BEING BEREFT OF ANY CLARITY ON THE MORAL STANDARDS OF THE GOD WHO MADE THEM, ACTORS WILL MIMIC SINCERITY, COMPASSION, PAIN, GRIEF, MOURNING, LOVE – LAYING ALL AT THE ALTAR OF WHATEVER FEELS GOOD, DO IT – AS THE MORAL CODE OF THE ENLIGHTENED CREATIVE CLASS. YA – WELL MAYBE PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN WAS TRYING TO FEEL GOOD LAST SUNDAY. WOOPS. OR PERHAPS HE WAS TRYING TO ESCAPE THE PAIN, OR RUN FROM HIS DEMONS – THE DEMONS OF HIS ILLUSTRIOUS, GOD-HATING CAREER, WHERE HE TAUGHT SIN TO A WHOLE GENERATION:
- AS SCOTTY J, THE SHY FAGGOT WHO RAN SOUND FOR A PORN FILM CREW IN THE PT ANDERSON FILM BOOGIE NIGHTS, AND PINED AFTER MARKY MARK AND THE FUN BUNCH – ENCOURAGING THE YOUTH CULTURE TO LIVE LIVES OF SIN AND SHAME.
- AS ALLEN IN THE TODD SOLENZ FILM HAPPINESS, WHERE NO ONE WAS HAPPY, BUT EVERYONE BLINDLY CHASED THEIR LUSTS AND PERVERSIONS TO EVER-DEEPING UNHAPPINESS AND DESPAIR. REAL ROLE MODEL IN THIS FILM, HE WAS. HIS PARENTS SHOULD BE VERY PROUD.
- AS TRUMAN CAPOTE, THE LAUDED EFFEMINATE FAGGOT WRITER WHO VOYEURISTICALLY SENSATIONALIZED MURDER IN THE AMERICAN ‘TRUE CRIME’ NOVEL ‘IN COLD BLOOD’
- OR AS LANCASTER DODD IN THE PT ANDERSON FILM THE MASTER – A CHARACTER BASED LOOSELY ON THE CHARISMATIC LEADER OF DIANETICS AND SCIENTOLOGY, L.RON HUBBARD.
- AND AS FATHER BRENDAN FLYNN, THE BOY-RAPING PEDOPHILE PRIEST OPPOSITE MERYL STREEP IN THE JOHN PATRICK SHANLEY FILM ‘DOUBT’
IN ALL OF THESE ROLES, HOFFMAN NOT ONLY PORTRAYED THE MOST CRAVEN OF CHARACTERS, BUT NEVER ONCE, IN THE PUBLIC FORUM, PROCLAIMED ANY SERIOUS MORAL DENOUNCEMENT OF THE ACTIONS OF HIS CHARACTERS. HE HAD, INDEED, AS MOST OF HIS HOLLYWOOD ILK, FASHIONED A MORALITY THAT SLAPPED A SALVE ON HIS CONSCIOUS – SHAMELESSLY ALLOWING THOSE PRACTICES AS MORAL THAT HE EITHER DESIRED HIMSELF OR SOUGHT OUTRIGHT MORAL LIBERTY FOR – AS THEY WOULD, IN TURN, PROVIDE LICENSE FOR HIS OWN. CONSIDER THE SCRIPTURE:
“THERE IS A WAY THAT SEEMETH RIGHT UNTO A MAN, BUT THE END THEREOF ARE THE WAYS OF DEATH.” IN A FREE TRANSLATION THAT MEANS THAT EVERY MAN IN THE WORLD THINKS HE HAS A FIRM GRASP OF RIGHT AND WRONG – GOOD AND EVIL – AND THAT HE, HIMSELF IS A GOOD MAN, MOTIVATED BY NOBLE ENDS. BUT, EVERY ONE OF THOSE STANDARDS, IF THEY ARE NOT ONLY IN ALIGNMENT WITH GOD’S STANDARD, BUT IN ALIGNMENT SPECIFICALLY BECAUSE THE ARE GOD’S STANDARDS, WILL LAND YOU IN HELL AT THE END OF YOUR DAYS. HENCE, THE SIGN.
PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN, FAR FROM LIVING A NOBLE, VIRTUOUS LIFE, HAS SPLIT HELL WIDE OPEN, AND WILL HAVE BOTH A CONSCIENCE, AND LATER A NEW BODY SPECIFICALLY FITTED FOR, ETERNAL TORMENT. HE TAUGHT SIN. HE MADE A MOCK AT SIN. HE PROMOTED SIN. HE HAD PLEASURE IN THOSE WHO PROUDLY PROCLAIMED THEIR SIN. HE IS IN HELL. AND ALL OF THOSE WHO WOULD STILL BLINDLY SPEAK TO HIS GOODNESS, HIS VIRTUE, IN LIFE, RATHER THAN STARE UPON THE PLAIN, STARK, BIBLICALLY-REALISTIC POSITION THAT HE IS IN HELL AND THERE IS NOTHING ANYONE CAN DO TO CHANGE THAT OR HELP HIM, WILL SOON FOLLOW HIM THERE. HE WAS AN EVIL MAN WHO MOCKED GOD AND THOUGHT THAT GOD HAD NO POWER OVER HIS LIFE OR SOUL. IF I WERE A BETTING MAN, WHICH I’M NOT, I WOULD WAGER ALL THAT PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN, ALTHOUGH STILL HATING GOD, HAS OTHERWISE ABANDONED HIS VAIN BELIEFS THAT GOD IS NOT IN COMPLETE CHARGE OF THE MATTERS OF MORALITY, HEAVEN, HELL AND ETERNITY. PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN LIVED DELICIOUSLY UPON THE EARTH. HE WAS GIVEN HONOR, RESPECT, AND PREFERRED STATUS WHEREVER HE WENT. AND WHY? BECAUSE HE WAS A ‘CONVINCING’ ACTOR? BECAUSE HE COULD MIMIC THE ACTIONS OF CRAVEN SINNERS IN A VERY BELIEVEABLE WAY? SHAME ON HIM. AND SHAME ON YOU FOR LYING ABOUT THE STANDARDS OF GOD CONCERNING HOFFMAN’S LONG HOME. CONSIDER THE SCRIPTURE:
“KNOWEST THOU NOT THIS OF OLD, SINCE MAN WAS PLACED UPON EARTH, THAT THE TRIUMPHING OF THE WICKED IS SHORT, AND THE JOY OF THE HYPOCRITE BUT FOR A MOMENT? THOUGH HIS EXCELLENCY MOUNT UP TO THE HEAVENS, AND HIS HEAD REACH UNTO THE CLOUDS; YET HE SHALL PERISH FOR EVER LIKE HIS OWN DUNG: THEY WHICH HAVE SEEN HIM SHALL SAY, WHERE IS HE?”
WBC WILL PICKET HIS FUNERAL – AS A WARNING TO THE LIVING – UNLESS YE REPENT, YE SHALL ALL LIKEWISE PERISH. AMEN.