What are your fundamental beliefs about Christianity, America, or humans in general? Answer: Because we can read, and because we’ve been witnesses up close and personal for lo these many years, we believe that 99.999999999999% of “christians,” americans, and humans in general are irreversibly, unapologetically, and justifiably headed to hell. We see, we hear, and we will be faithful witnesses! They hate the LORD their God in their hearts and therefore will not obey Him; they hate each other in their hearts and therefore will not entreat each other to obey Him; and they love the pleasures of sin in this fleeting world more than they love the promise of blessings and an eternity with Him if they will just humble themselves under His mighty hand and obey. Worse, they lie about that fundamental truth and arrogantly substitute their own human form of righteousness for that which is simply and clearly spelled out in the Bible.
The natural man (i.e., it’s imprinted on your DNA) knows the power and might and sovereignty of God, but – after the fashion of your father the Devil – you (i.e., all of mankind with statistically insignificant exception) deny God in your works, serve your own foul, deceitful heart, and trample the precious sacrifice of our dear Lord Jesus Christ underfoot like day-old dog poop. See the face of that at Titus 1:16 — They profess that they know God; but in works they deny him, being abominable, and disobedient, and unto every good work reprobate. And look also at the end of that mess in Romans 1. Read it all, down to the crescendo of true and righteous judgment at verse 32. Whaaaaaaat? Worthy of death?! Yep. Silly rebels.
What are your beliefs on what the bible says about equality? Answer: It says equal is good! It says stop grinding each other on those picayune things you look down your harsh pointy noses and grind on each other about (color of skin, gender, birth place, percentage of peroxide in your hair, salary, social status, boob size, etc. etc. etc. til you make us all beyond nauseous). We see you do it – hypocrites – stop that already!
Here’s the good equal stuff: All of God’s clear, gentle, true, righteous and golden commandments, promises, statutes, mercies, judgments, and standards apply EQUALLY to every human that draws breath. All humans have an EQUAL obligation to know, love, cling to and follow His commandments. All humans that obey have an EQUAL promise of blessings. All humans that disobey have an EQUAL promise of cursing, dearth, death, destruction and bereavement. We love that good book which is full to the brim of clear and compelling EQUALITY!
How does hate towards the Phelps (the core family of the church as I understand) affect their family (for example, do the children always understand what is going on?) Answer: That’s just a snooze-fest up in here. We don’t give a thimble of warm spit about what any human thinks of us. We have only one concern: How are we with the LORD our God – He who set the earth on its foundation and owns it all – He who holds the breath of life in his hands – He who establishes our heart? Get your bad breath up out of our faces and your shoes up off of our feet – we don’t serve you and we don’t care what you think.
Where do your beliefs that God is capable of hating people stem from? Answer: Ummmmmmm, welllllll, let’s see here. We get those beliefs from the only important, original source document there is on the subject: THE BIBLE. Silly gooses. Stop complexifying this matter and read the words. We have help for you! Some of our dear ones have done your homework about God’s hatred of people as clearly and unequivocally set forth in the Bible — check it out: http://www.godhatesfags.com/bible/God-hates.html.
Lastly, how do you believe people can get to heaven? Answer: I see you saved the best for last! And as before, the answer is in THE BOOK. One gets to heaven by being chosen of God to be there with Him. And so we run to do His bidding, we strive mightily to show our thankfulness and appreciation by obeying Him, and we look fondly for those merciful and generous tokens He gives that His love is fixed upon us and that we have a place reserved there. Those tokens include that we have been made the Ambassadors of Christ in these last dark days, and we get to answer questions for all who have them, with great glee. What more important thing can you reflect upon and chatter with your loved ones, great and small, about? Do it!