WBC –
In follow-up to our conversation this morning, do you have any parodies about Glen Burnie?
-Sara
Good morning Sara –
Thank you for talking this morning. I checked our parody, and I find that we do have words directed to Glen Burnie in this good song that parodies Another One Bites The Dust:
Another One Bites The Dust (Parody of ―Another One Bites The Dust, by Queen)
Ohhhh – Let’s go!
You walk proudly down the street
And stand in the sinners’ way.
You sit in the scorner’s seat.
You ought to get ready to pay.
Were you ready – hey – for the shooter to come?
Onto your military base?
Out of His presence the Godsmacks come
They’re coming now apace –
Yeah. I.E.D.’s – Another one bites the dust
Off his meds – Another one bites the dust
And another one down
And another one down
Another one bites the dust
Hey, God’s gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust
How do you think you’re gonna get away
From the judgment of your God?
You tried to take everything that we had.
Now feel His smiting rod.
You murderers started up a war
You die from IEDs
Out of His presence the Godsmacks come
At the pace of His beat.
Watch out! Muslim’s mad-
Another one bites the dust
Student’s sad-
Another one bites the dust
And another one down
And another one down
Another one bites the dust
Hey, He’s gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust
A soldier bites the dust
A judge bites the dust – Ow!
A teacher bites the dust – heh–hey
A child bites the dust – hey –ey – ey –ey – ey
Ohhhh—shut up brutes!
There are plenty of ways that He can kick your ass
And bring you to the ground.
He will find you He will bind you You won’t get a pass.
He’s gonna bring you down.
Glen Burnie – sent the pervert to them
Knocked parents off their feet
Out of His presence the Godsmacks come
They’re coming at the pace of His beat.
Made God mad–Another one bites the dust
You re-bel–Another one bites the dust
And another one down
And another one down
Another one bites the dust
Hey, He’s gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust
We are here to serve!
Your humble friends at Westboro Baptist Church