God Is Visiting Arizona

Hello, can you please come back to arizona? I didn’t get the chance to see you from my scope, I went to your protests, but I could only see a bunch of bikers with flags. This completely messed my shot up, as I only had 15 rounds, and did not want to waste them on the bikers. I was going to be paid $30,000 dollars!! So, obviously, god’s gonna want you to come protest at another soldiers funeral in the future, but don’t worry, I’ve called the Patriot Guard Riders, and they’ve agreed to not show up to the next Westboro Baptist Cult protest,

thank you for your time.

Dear Johnathon –

God in mercy sent WBC to preach to the rebels of Arizona on many occasions already. You loathed that mercy and the blessedness of it and rejected God’s word.

NOW, God is visiting Arizona. Fire is raging and no relief in sight. The only hope is in the Bread of Life, i.e. the Word of God!

Amos 5:6 Seek the LORD, and ye shall live; lest he break out like fire in the house of Joseph, and devour it, and there be none to quench it in Bethel.
7 Ye who turn judgment to wormwood, and leave off righteousness in the earth,
8 Seek him that maketh the seven stars and Orion, and turneth the shadow of death into the morning, and maketh the day dark with night: that calleth for the waters of the sea, and poureth them out upon the face of the earth: The LORD is his name:
9 That strengtheneth the spoiled against the strong, so that the spoiled shall come against the fortress.
10 They hate him that rebuketh in the gate, and they abhor him that speaketh uprightly.
11 Forasmuch therefore as your treading is upon the poor (God’s Elect People), and ye take from him burdens of wheat: ye have built houses of hewn stone, but ye shall not dwell in them; ye have planted pleasant vineyards, but ye shall not drink wine of them.
12 For I know your manifold transgressions and your mighty sins: they afflict the just, they take a bribe, and they turn aside the poor (God’s Elect Remnant) in the gate from their right.
13 Therefore the prudent shall keep silence in that time; for it is an evil time.
14 Seek good, and not evil, that ye may live: and so the LORD, the God of hosts, shall be with you, as ye have spoken.

Thanks for writing.

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