Hi there,

I would like to see some recipes on your website for babies please.

What are the best cuts from a baby? Can you fry/broil/casserole?

Maybe a video of the best way to butcher a baby?

Also, should I raise a baby on specific food to get a better taste? What is the best age to slaughter a baby at?

Thanks

Stuart

Hello Silly Stupid Stu.

Thanks for writing.  Also see godhatesfags.com, beastobama.com, jewskilledjesus.com, and signmovies.com.

All you have to do to pursue your lust for eating babies is go to foodnetwork.com.  You don’t need to be pestering us for recipes, silly child. You will find all you need at the food network, because this slovenly, sluggish, slobbish nation has mastered the art of making anything and everything edible.  That’s because the Lord God of Eternity who created everything and owns everything, including the breath of your life which is squarely in his hands, knew that this doomed cursed nation would come to this hour and be ready to eat its babies.  So he caused you all to become very proficient with your iron chefs in making food that is very fancy and very appealing to your evil, selfish tongues and palates.

You goofy, doomed dead-men-walking think you’re so original.  But of a truth the children of ancient Israel were way ahead of you.  Even as God was pouring our blessings all over those brutes, they were whining about not having good enough food to eat.  You can read all about it in Numbers 11. You mutts who live for yourselves and spend out your days in utter darkness and rebellion against your Creator are just never satisfied.  You’re always looking for something that piques your lust a little more and fancier and searching for more exotic ways to be filthy, lustful pigs!

Christ put it this way in some plain and simple words for you Simpleton, Stewie.  (Isn’t that funny; your name is Stewie; you’re going to stew some babies right up and scarf ‘em down with your dumb think-you’re-so-clever mouth running the whole time.  Really, Stupid Stu, it’s not polite to talk with your mouth full.  But then, when you’re a ravenous raging beast stomping off to hell – what’s a little lack of etiquette, right SS? :-D)

Luke 17: 26 And as it was in the days of Noe, so shall it be also in the days of the Son of man. 27 They did eat, they drank, they married wives, they were given in marriage, until the day that Noe entered into the ark, and the flood came, and destroyed them all. 28 Likewise also as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold, they planted, they builded;

29 But the same day that Lot went out of Sodom it rained fire and brimstone from heaven, and destroyed them all. 30 Even thus shall it be in the day when the Son of man is revealed.

See, Silly S, today we are living in the days Christ described.  You gnomes spend all your energy building, eating, and entering into perverse marriage arrangements (e.g., divorce and remarriage, fags marrying, humans marrying beasts, etc.)  And you fags are all busy eating each other’s feces.  So really it’s just a small step for you monsters to take to the baby-eating era.

Plus, you’ve got the ferociously evil Beast, Antichrist Obama, just sitting there, all ready to put forth his pompous officious decree that all the simple sluts of the world shall bear children for food.  That’s what’s going to happen, Stumpity Stu – and you know it.  That’s why you’re searching for recipes.

These events unfolding in this earth are glorious and amazing.  It is precisely the way God described it throughout the Bible.  If only your parents hadn’t hated you, and had required of you that you crack a Bible, and learn what it says, you would recognize the things going on around you.

Maybe then you would not have such hatred for God in your heart; and you would not sit around in your grungy room pecking on your computer keyboard such words of glib blasphemy.  But there you have it – surrounded by people who hate you; full of anger and hatred in your heart; all watered up to eat some babies!  God did that to you – and the rest of the 304 million dull, doomed-americans.  Sucks to be you Stuart!

Fear God; keep his commandments; give him the glory; the hour of his coming draws nigh. 

Magormissabib.