Email Is An Annonymous Medium, You Faithless and Foolish Steward

We would like to be removed from your list. Please do not fax us
anymore.
Thank you,
Annette Epperson
The Carlyle Group
Dear Annette Epperson -
Your hatred of your God makes you brutish and sloppy in your communication!
What fax number do you speak of?
Who are you to make this request?
What is it that you don’t want to receive? The only faxing that would go to a media group from the Church of the Lord Jesus Christ would be a News Release. So I must ask: who are you to request no News Release? By what authority do you make such a request? Is this a common practice of The Carlyle Group? Are you the gum popper that is supposed to carry the News Release from the machine to the News Desk? Or who exactly, Anette Epperson, are you to send this sloppy communication, pretending to speak on the behalf of The Carlyle Group? Do you have enough sense to know that any rebel can dummy-up an email to appear to be someone they are not? So why would a fancy media outlet communicate in this fashion, knowing that email is an anonymous medium, instead of sending a letter on a letterhead that comes bearing its credibility on the face of the writing, signed by a person that has a title? That must include proper information to give a person confidence that the rebel that is writing is the rebel authorized to write, and will be the rebel that explains themselves to the Lord their God in the Day of Judgment, which day is now breathing down the neck of this generation.
Thanks ever so much for writing, and we shall await your proper letter by return letter in our mail box. However, if you are authorized to speak for said company, take a deep breath and remember that your creator that gave you that authority was entrusting you with the DUTY TO PUBLISH with policies of obedience to the standards of the Living God. That is the very God who has promised to turn into Hell all nations that forget him and refuse to obey his clear commandments. Now in light of The Carlyle Group’s policies to teach this nation to rebel against HIM and HIS STATED, REQUIRED OBEDIENCE to HIS LAW and HIS COMMANDMENTS, I’m telling you now, that before he destroys this rebellious nation, he will take away your power to publish your pushy perversion. Have you not seen already, right before your eyes, many large, old and established houses of publication folding up and having their own personal God Smack for doing that very thing? Yikes! Take the lesson already! And calm down, anxious Annette Epperson, and do this act of defiance against God and HIS WORD properly!!
Thanks for writing.
10/31/09 12:16:57 pm,