Archives for: February 2010, 08

GodSmack: Mexico Flood

THANK GOD FOR SMACKING MEXICO WITH FLOODING!  After 33 flood-dead, many closed schools, and 35,000 homeless and in-distress, Mexico was GodSmacked again with a 5.7 earthquake.  Your traditions are sacrificing infants in your Aztec days; bowing… more »

...A Mouth And Wisdom, Which All Your Adversaries Shall Not Be Able To Gainsay Nor Resist.(Luke 21:15)

Subject: Questions From Pervert Pat         Questioner Note:These questions are a little outside of the box, while still giving you yet another opportunity in the mainstream media to assert your radical, yet well-meaning- although slightly-antiquat… more »

The Supremely Arrogant, Filthy, Raping, Pillaging, Plundering, Murdering, Lying, Hating, Cheating, Coveting, Idol-Worshiping, And Did I Mention SUPREMELY ARROGANT Rotten Rebels Of Doomed america Do JUST Fine Giving Themselves A Bad Name

Dear WBC - The Greatest Lie Ever Told? Well, surely that would be God, wouldn't it? Learn some Science, you [edited for unoriginal filth], and stop preaching hate. It's people like you that give Americans such a bad name. There is no God - no… more »

Sacramento Bee's Jennifer Garza's A Hater. "[S]he that hateth dissembleth with [her] lips" (Proverbs 26:24).

  You must not include dissembling in your article.  [See Jennifer Garza’s dissembling at http://www.sacbee.com/news/story/2517643.html] Dear Jennifer Garza – Is it not enough that you are in full on, fist raised, flipping off rebellion against the… more »

Zip Lines R Us, For Rizzle. Tell It In Telluride!

Question Regarding Picketing In Telluride     How would you zip-line down the gondola? It is impossible, unless you want to die, which would be AWESOME!   Please let me know, I would LOVE to watch.   God loves all his creations!!! Get over it!!!… more »

GodSmack: Saints Delusion

SO, the New Orleans “Saints” won the “Super Bowl.”  Really!  Saints?  No, freaks.  God has indignation against New Orleans FOREVER!!  You have been GodSmacked! When you think a “Stupid Bowl” game is going to net you anything, ever, call it a STRONG DELUS… more »

GodSmack: Projectile Rebels

THANK GOD FOR THE HUMAN PROJECTILE REBELS FLYING AROUND CONNECTICUT!  The Power Plant explosion sent the rebels “flying 40 feet into the air!”  You’ve been GodSmacked, Connecticut!  Fags run Connecticut!  We told you that God would make the land VOMIT yo… more »

GodSmack: Dead Prince

THANK GOD FOR THE DEAD REBEL PRINCE OF DOOMED america!  God is not mocked.  John Murtha has been GodSmacked into hell, the second death!  This man lifted his hand against the servants of the Living God!  The trumpet sounds all over Doomed america in the… more »