God Smacks You!
God's judgments are everywhere. Just because you attribute the things that happen in your lives to your mother nature doesn't mean God doesn't do them. God is in charge of everything, including your tornadoes, tsunamis, floods, famines, hurricanes, earthquakes, forest fires, mall shootings, IEDs, etc., etc. God will repay each of your to your face with your own personal GodSmack.Past Entries
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Daily Archives: July 20, 2014
(Bum)Garner’s In Hell!
Bright and early this morning news came -> well-beloved actor James Garner died: http://www.people.com/article/james-garner-dies GodSmack! James Bumgarner (can see why that change was needed) split Hell wide open for a few important reasons which we shall enumerate: He began hating … Continue reading
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Don’t Worship Corpses!
Media describe the scene on Friday like this: “Burned rubble near a Bali travel guidebook. Twisted metal beside brightly-colored suitcases. Headphones and human remains.” They are waiting with baited breath for the corpses: http://www.cnn.com/2014/07/17/world/europe/ukraine-malaysia-airlines-crash-scene/index.html?iid=article_sidebar Then the “rebels” began gathering up … Continue reading
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