Daily Archives: May 29, 2013

THANK GOD FOR FILTHY DYKE, KAITLYN HUNT! This 18-year-old was charged with two felony counts of lewd and lascivious battery after the parents of a 14-year-old girl reported her to authorities.  Hunt claims it was a consensual relationship; unfortunately, a … Continue reading →

PRAISE GOD FOR BABY NO. 59 IN CHINA! Firefighters rescued a newborn baby boy lodged inside a sewage pipe leading off a toilet.  The mother claimed the baby fell into the toilet after she unexpectedly gave birth.  The police are … Continue reading →

THANK GOD!  ST. LOUIS PRIEST COMES OUT AS GAY! A Roman Catholic priest anonymously wrote a book, “Hidden Voices: Reflections of a Gay, Catholic Priest,” about his life, then took a leave of absence.  Upon his return, he republished the … Continue reading →

Thank God for CSX train derailment! A CSX freight train derailed Tuesday outside Baltimore after crashing into a trash truck, causing a large explosion and sending a giant plume of smoke into the air.  Three of the fours rail cars … Continue reading →