God Smacks You!
God's judgments are everywhere. Just because you attribute the things that happen in your lives to your mother nature doesn't mean God doesn't do them. God is in charge of everything, including your tornadoes, tsunamis, floods, famines, hurricanes, earthquakes, forest fires, mall shootings, IEDs, etc., etc. God will repay each of your to your face with your own personal GodSmack.Past Entries
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Daily Archives: December 3, 2012
You’re Correct, NASA!
THANK GOD FOR NASA SCIENTISTS TO CORRECT THE DOOMSDAY THEORISTS! Doomsday Theorists claim the world is going to end on December 21, 2012, because the ancient Mayan calendar ends that date. Many are scared – they can’t eat or sleep … Continue reading
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Congress Honesty Ratings
PRAISE GOD FOR CNN HEADLINE: “BOTTOM OF THE BARREL: MEMBERS OF CONGRESS HONESTY RATINGS.” Members of the US Congress are considered the least trusted professionals by the doomed american public, which means they accurately represent the american people. “Government of … Continue reading
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Coast Guard Fail
THANK GOD! COAST GUARDSMAN DEAD OFF THE COAST OF SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA! He was one of two Coast Guard members thrown off their cutter’s small boat when a suspicious boat rammed their small vessel. He received a traumatic head injury, … Continue reading
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