God Smacks You!
God's judgments are everywhere. Just because you attribute the things that happen in your lives to your mother nature doesn't mean God doesn't do them. God is in charge of everything, including your tornadoes, tsunamis, floods, famines, hurricanes, earthquakes, forest fires, mall shootings, IEDs, etc., etc. God will repay each of your to your face with your own personal GodSmack.Past Entries
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Monthly Archives: October 2012
Billions in Sorceries
PRAISE GOD! RICH COUNTRIES SPEND $600 BILLION A YEAR ON NARCOTICS DRUGS (SORCERIES)! GodSmack! Therefore shall evil come upon thee; thou shalt not know from whence it riseth: and mischief shall fall upon thee; thou shalt not be able to … Continue reading
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Idolatrous Vermonters
PRAISE GOD! VERMONT TOWN UN-CANCELS HALLOWEEN AFTER COMPLAINTS! Due to expected damage from Superstorm Sandy, the town had postponed Halloween festivities; but after a high volume of complaints, officials changed their mind about the postponement and apologized for any confusion. … Continue reading
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Rebels Better Recognize!
THANK GOD! REBELS RECOGNIZE “SANDY IS A FORETASTE OF THINGS TO COME”. “We should not be surprised” is the view of climate scientists surveying the destruction wrought by Sandy that ravaged the Northeast this week. Of course, they credit “climate … Continue reading
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Whirlwinds Are Beautiful!
PRAISE GOD, WHO IS MOST ASSUREDLY IN THE SANDY WHIRLWIND! This work of God has brought the quarrel of the covenant into sharp focus with CNN claiming “God not in whirlwinds of Sandy”, thereby perverting scripture: And [Elijah] said, I … Continue reading
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