PRAISE GOD! SOLDIER SHOOTS SOLDIER IN FACE TRYING TO CURE HICCUPS!
Two soldiers were drinking; first soldier gets the hiccups; second soldier uses his gun to try to scare the hiccups out of first soldier, and shoots him in the face, killing him. Only God could imagine such a perfect way for an arrogant american soldier to die!
For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways, saith the LORD. For as the heavens are higher than the earth, so are my ways higher than your ways, and my thoughts than your thoughts. (Isa. 55:8-9.)
GodSmack!
God and His servants at WBC are laughing at you drunken idiots killing each other with your government-issued guns!
He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the Lord shall have them in derision. (Ps. 2:4.)
The righteous also shall see, and fear, and shall laugh at him. (Ps. 52:6.)