THANK GOD FOR DRUG-RESISTANT GONORRHEA!
NewYorker reports: “…the emergence of a strain of gonorrhea that is resistant to the last drug available against it…the harbinger of a sexually transmitted global epidemic.”
http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2012/10/01/121001fa_fact_groopman#ixzz27QWSq9KD
GodSmack!
You cannot flip-off God off with impunity!
Therefore the Lord will smite with a scab the crown of the head…and the LORD will discover their secret parts. In that day the Lord will take away the…tinkling ornaments about their feet…their cauls…their round tires like the moon…chains…bracelets…mufflers…bonnets…ornaments…headbands…tablets, and…earrings, The rings…nose jewels…changeable suits of apparel…mantles…the wimples…crisping pins…glasses…fine linen…hoods, and…vails…it shall come to pass…instead of sweet smell…shall be stink…instead of a girdle a rent…instead of well set hair baldness…instead of a stomacher a girding of sackcloth…burning instead of beauty. Thy men shall fall by the sword, and thy mighty in the war. And her gates shall lament and mourn; and she being desolate shall sit upon the ground. (Isaiah 3:16-26)