Daily Archives: February 29, 2012

HALLELUJAH!  GOD SENT AN F-4 TORNADO RIPPING THROUGH HARRISBURG, IL – 6 CONFIRMED DEAD SO FAR! Behold, the whirlwind of the LORD goeth forth with fury, a continuing whirlwind: it shall fall with pain upon the head of the wicked.  … Continue reading →

PRAISE GOD FOR KILLING UK SINGER, DAVY JONES! Davy received his summons from the Great King this morning! But God said unto him, Thou fool, this night thy soul shall be required of thee: then whose shall those things be, … Continue reading →

THANK GOD!  1 COAST GUARD MEMBER DEAD, 3 MISSING AFTER HELICOPTER CRASHES IN ALABAMA! “Our thoughts and prayers are with the families of the crew members during this difficult time”, press release said. Shut up, brutes!  God doesn’t hear your … Continue reading →