Thank God for Killer Cantaloupe!
“For now I will stretch out my hand, that I may smite thee and thy people with pestilence; and thou shalt be cut off from the earth.” Exodus 9:15
“As many as 16 people in the United States have died within the last two months after contaminated cantaloupes tainted with the listeria bacteria made its way to grocers across America.”
Even the food in this land is warring against these wicked people. You can’t even eat a little delicious melon without DYING in doomed america. The Lord God and His servants have been warning you since the days of old to obey his commandments; rebellious americans will not listen and are dropping like flies in the most laughable and pathetic ways, such as DEATH BY CANTALOUPE.
THANK GOD FOR HIS RIGHTEOUS JUDGMENTS!